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29 - don’t yell at me

[ostolero]

[cogentranting]

Mr. Collins would be such a fan of ai. He would love it. He would have it write scripts for him to use for complimenting people. He'd ask it what to do in social situations and then when someone would tell him "I think that's a bad idea" he'd be like "my dear madam it's so good of you to be concerned but I think the highly esteemed Grok knows a little more about this than a lady like yourself" and then he'd go humiliate himself publicly.

[cosmonautroger]

[nat-20s]

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[dogpuppy]

[girltown420]

have a good rest of ur scroll & i hope u live a long life & i hope all ur dreams come true farewell

[neumme]

In a weird place where I understand enough French to be an eavesdropper but can’t speak enough to order a coffee

[lesbianboyfriend]

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

[lleyksie]

ride on, little horsies…… new sticker sheet and washi tape in my shop, so you can turn any surface into your own wall of cave paintings 𓃗 .°˖⋆

[throathole]

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

[anxietyproblem]

[sawsbvck]

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

[sawsbvck]

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

[kaelio]

this is one of those pictures that keeps telling a story the more you look at it

[svantetic]