Jun 18, 2020
The funeral for Jay went ahead. I acted as both grave digger, mortition, funeral director and berieved mourner all in one. A beautiful teary eyed eulogy was given-the deceased was buried in a beautiful white cardboard box that once held a computer motherboard with a handful of cat food she preferred, a jingly ball and the set of dnd dice she kept stealing from me. The berieved (me) have been informed that a lasagna shall be prepared later today.