“Hey Sinners and singers its Jay-Beats back at you on Cybernews! Top stories today, rampant lazer sharks are infesting the waters of Pride so watch yourself if you take a dip, why you shouldn’t use actual firebird eggs for anal during Easter, and this seasons Devil’s pride winners! But first the latest on some of Pride’s celebrities!”
“Hey Patch! Your brother’s on TV!”
“Hm? Oh yeah.”
“With April fast approaching the end of the financial year is coming to a close and profits couldn’t look better for Vogitek! Superstar G-Force has been working his pretty ass off and it shows! Tallying up everything from concerts and appearances to merchandise and music sales G-Force’s overall worth is 2.3 billion dollars! It’s expected he’ll remain at this mind numbly high level through the year!”
“With more concerts and appearances planned the money won’t stop flowing so certainly ain’t slowing. G-Force has continued his dedication to his fans, and the numbers show it. Seems everyone loves an underdog.”








