short fic under the cut. :D
"Well, at least that answered one question," Jason said in amusement.
"What question?" Tim mumbled while still faceplanted on the table. "Also, why is your nine inch Dick in a kpop peace sign pose?"
"Are you saying the real Dick won't do a kpop pose if given a chance?"
Tim peered at him from under his bangs, "Fair. Also, what question?"
"That you might be interested in a nine inch dick. Which, I may or may not have. Rough estimate, I did not use a ruler." He grinned as Tim's head slowly rose from mournfully kissing the tabletop. "And if you want to explore these avenues and inspect the merchandise, I expect you to buy me dinner first."
If Tim's mouth stayed open longer, he'll catch flies. Jason barely stopped himself from snickering. It's always a treat to make the other Red speechless.
Tim recovered pretty quickly though, throwing his hands up. "Are you seriously propositioning me? You didn't even let me finish propositioning you! I was gonna ask you first!"
It was his turn to stare. "Oh. Really? Wait... What were you gonna ask?"
"Well, I was gonna ask if you could pretend to be my boyfriend to get stupid people off my back. But then you go in and--"
"Step on your moment--"
Tim narrowed his eyes and Jason raised both hands in surrender. "Ruined my plan. Rude, by the way. Hilarious, but rude," He continued. "But if you're interested in dating me... Wait, are you? Or is this just a sex thing?"
"Dating. Yes. Also yes to sex. If you want."
"Oh, I want. Both. All. Everything."
"Good."
"Good."
They stare at each other.
"Do you want to go on a date now? So we can--"
"Explore those avenues and the estimated nine inch? Yes. Also, we can hammer the details later."
"Oh I'll hammer something later alright..." Jason grinned, all teeth.
Tim grinned back. "I look forward to it."
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