#jazzbash

[embrace-tranquility]

I've embraced tranquility

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[versoburns]

Canopus, hercules

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?Nope

Hercules: Favorite instrument?The piano! I absolutely love the piano

[animated-axolotl]

the firemen were wearing their swimsuits under their uniforms and went for a swim

fo real tho I wouldn’t doubt it cause the firemen are just goin’ inside in like hoodies whilst all the swimmers and families are just getting the hell outta there 

and also cause the gym is like loaded with people just acting like there’s not a huge fucking firetruck outside with blinding, flashing lights beaming around like it’s new years

[lunarl0ser]

Fight me ultron FUCKER!!!

[acevity]

milky way, Libra

Libra: Favourite colour? 

any blue color, especially teal ones

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?  

oldest friend i met online is @darkytwist

[lunarl0ser]

Nicki payed the bail, but she used her mother's home and one of her homes as down payment

Okay, thank you

[mentalmeles]

Why did the skeleton laugh at the joke? He found it HUMERUS

Yes, perfect

[mentalmeles]

I am so sorry that you have to live with that. That pisses me off to. Like there is no point to saying that. Like she wanted to make you feel bad so she said it like??? Act mature??

Ye she does this often.. But, thankfully, I only see her every other weekend when I come to my dad’s place