#jberk-ish

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I'm young and relatively health (thank god), but I've recently started exercising just to make SURE I outlive the bastard. If it's God's will I don't, let it be from something that I can't avoid, like getting hit by a bus.

If god wants you to miss out on the celebration when they die, then god is gonna have to drag you out of here with broken fingers and missing teeth.

1,010 days left.

[kidspawn]

💌

hey, listen up. atp you're one of my oldest friends which is ridiculous to think about because jesus christ??? but you know what, corny as it is, you've never not been authentically, bizarrely, and entirely yourself, no matter how that feels. like. i mean this in the highest regard, you are so true to yourself and that is encouraging. because how the hell am i not supposed to feel alright being a weirdo on this bizarro plane of existence when you're doing the exact same damn thing? i remember you told me once that we're all just a work in progress, and whether you remember that or not, that shit stuck with me. be yourself, evolve, and be a little messy. also you got me into she-ra. how am i not supposed to love that? like????

no, but keep being you, no matter how that looks, because it's absolutely the best thing about you. you just... own it. the good, the bad, the messy, etc etc. which feels like me taking a copout but we need more people like you in the world, is my opinion. weirdo (pos) i'm proud to be your beard wife.

mutuals send me a 💌 and ill tell u something i love about you

[feralkwe]

google "Lemon Whore" and you can find out

i stg if this is more of your gen z bullshit...

xoxo

[wilwheaton]

*old prospector voice* Hooooie! I'm Old Man Wheaton! I'm so old, I remember when we used to go to the library! I'm so old, I remember when we rented CDs and had a semi-functioning goverment! Time to mine for gold! (i'm sorry I had to)

Hahahaha. Don’t even get me started on the Cassingles!

[feralkwe]

did u know cats meow because humans are giant kittens who need things like "sounds" to know things?

i've heard this before! i've also heard that it's simply not true, and not being a vet or scientist have never really looked into the facts of the matter. in fact, i kind of prefer the possibly ignorant bliss of believing my cats all scream at me because i am just a very bad cat and need constant supervision. like obviously i have no fur so i must be laid upon whenever i sit still to keep me warm. i never groom myself, so i must be voraciously licked. i can't seem to keep the feeding schedule regular so constant reminders are a must to keep order. i must be escorted from room to room, and supervised while on the toilet.

sometimes justice will sit in the kitchen and meow softly at me as if she's telling me what a good job i'm doing.

so, yeah, i knew about the meowing thing, and choose to believe this is the relationship i have built with my little guys, whether or not science backs it up.

[wilwheaton]

you're a good egg, wheaton, a good egg

You’re very kind to say this. I’m doing the best that I can.

[wilwheaton]

Baby turtles were not what I was expecting when I started following you, but I must say, I can't complain.

it’s all downhill from here. get out while you can.

[kidspawn]

19 - when it comes to Blorbos, do you have a type?

19. when it comes to blorbos, do you have a type?

... yeah. i would actually say it veers in two directions. i love miserable dark haired men. i love men with dark hair who are just having the worst fucking day of their lives. gimme your yuuta okkotsus and gimme your aki hayakawas your akutagawa ryuunosukes and gimme your declan lynches, i'm sold. i love an autistic dark haired protag. i love a good kageyama tobio and shane hollander. i love a messy angsty woman with mommy issues. i love messy women who lash out in their hurt. your trinity santos' or your hennessys. i am also fond of a good dog coded blond, i'm not picky at all. stephanie browns and your denji hayakawas etc etc. love a bitchy blond. this would be better, actually, if i made a chart. love me some angst and depth.

blorbo ask game