May 21, 2019
So, today's paw day, apparently? We completely spaced out on that, but conveniently had a little concept in mind that oddly worked out right
seen from Malaysia
seen from Bulgaria
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from Ukraine
seen from Australia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Georgia
So, today's paw day, apparently? We completely spaced out on that, but conveniently had a little concept in mind that oddly worked out right
What if I were a Moogle here?
So some (most?) of you should know I occasionally post tickle art of my own on this account, since it's one of my interests, but if you ever feel like reading tickle stories you should check out ZangooseMiner, I believe he’s one of the best writers out there (if not the best I know).
Read and fave his stories, comment on them too. Show him some love. =D
I just remembered that the scene the new Jaime photos/video are from is from episode nine which means unless Jaime finds a dragon in Dorne to fly to the riverlands there'll be no reunion this season. Which means an entire season without a single Jaime and Brienne scene. This is gonna be a long season.
Jaime will never love Brienne because she's not his relative
OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
THANK YOU ANON
THANK YOU FOR OPENING MY EYES
TO THE FACT THAT JAIME IS ONLY CAPABLE OF LOVING INCESTUOUSLY!
ANNNNND AT LAAAAAST I SEEEEEE THE LIIIIIIGHT
Jaime killing Cersei in the throne room
In Jaime's darkness
Jaime choking the life from her
Cersei fighting back and stabbing Jaime
Cersei dying
Jaime convinced he's going to die alone next to the body of his dead twin who he always knew he'd die with.
Cersei essentially leaving Jaime
Jaime in his grief asking her to stay
Jaime close to death, ready to give in...
And then Brienne appears from the battle outside.
-bows head and opens book to Jaime's fever dream in ASOS-
Ever notice how Cersei and Brienne get called the same things?
“Well met, friends,” he called to them amiably. “My pardons if I disturbed you. You caught me chastising my wife.” A Storm of Swords, Jaime Ch. 21.
“Does that mean m’lord won’t be taking me home with him, to pray with his little wife?” Laughing, Hildy gave Jaime a brazen look. “Do you have a little wife, ser?”
No, I have a sister. “What color is my cloak?” A Dance with Dragons, Jaime Ch. 48.
The mother heard her. Somehow the queen’s voice cut through the woman’s ravaged wits. Her slack face twisted in loathing. “Whore!” she shrieked. “Kingslayer’s whore! Brotherfucker!” Her dead child dropped from her arms like a sack of flour as she pointed at Cersei. “Brotherfucker brotherfucker brotherfucker.” A Clash of Kings, Tyrion Ch. 41.
“M’lady,” said the big man.“Here she is.”
“Aye,” added the one-eyed man. “The Kingslayer’s whore.”
She flinched. “Why would you call me that?”
A Feast for Crows, Brienne Ch. 42
“Leave her, Your Grace,” Cersei called out to the king, “she’s beyond our help, poor thing.” The mother heard her. Somehow the queen’s voice cut through the woman’s ravaged wits. Her slack face twisted in loathing. “Whore!” she shrieked. “Kingslayer’s whore! Brotherfucker!” Her dead child dropped from her arms like a sack of flour as she pointed at Cersei. “Brotherfucker brotherfucker brotherfucker.”
So according to Westeros...
Stoneheart. “M’lady,” said the big man. “Here she is.”
“Aye,” added the one-eyed man. “The Kingslayer’s whore.”
She flinched. “Why would you call me that?”
“If I had a silver stag for every time you said his name, I’d be as rich as your friends the Lannisters.”
Jaime gotta pay for lady loving and he's got a new main squeeze.