#jcht

[lunerbean]

I didn't realize my housemate was home and I was definitely talking to myself

Somethings he had to have heard:

"Is that cum?? Oh God, I hope that's not cum... or paint. It might be paint"

(To my plants) "Oh you bitches are THORSTY"

*mumbling a Latin incantation for protection* followed by, in English "WITCHCRAFT!"

*more mumbling about protection while spray the house with a cleansing spray*

"I know this is supposed to repel spiders, but what if they all just came out of hiding because of it and took over the house..."

He hasn't said a word about any of it so basically, if I suddenly need a new place to live, you'll know why...

[very-serendipitous]

Me when I first moved into my house: Why the FuCk is everyone always turning around in my driveway go away wtf you fucking weirdo

Me, after living there for 3 months: Omg no don't make a U-y in the middle of the street, use my driveway like everyone else you fucking weirdo omg everyone does it it's fine just be safe god

[very-serendipitous]

I wonder what the ghosts in my house will do when I move out. I hope they don't get too lonely.