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me and my mom, watching star trek

me: wow, zoe saldana is hot

my mom, at the same time: wow, chris pine is hot

my mom:

my mom: see, this is how i know you’re gay

Me: "I need a better, more consistent sleep schedule"

Also me: *pulls an all nighter to write smut*

if taylor swift doesnt come out this year i will hunt down every single one of kaylors/gaylors for baiting me

JUST SAW THE DND MOVIE......... SO FUN!!!!!! the main criticism i have is that it wasnt queer enough. otherwise they slayed

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