#jeansmoothstein

[timidblondedreamer]

jean-smoothstein replied to your post:*throws a horse penis at you* Look, it's Jean's dick.

"I went from deeply offended to mildly flattered back to offended in 2.8 seconds flat."

"Someone threw a horse penis at me, a horse penis, and that's all you can say out of it? I'm the one who should be offended here."

[littlemikaackerman-blog]

jean-smoothstein, visceribusferrum, and humanityscuriosity have come to meet you

Mikasa smiled at the person in front of her, she was always happy to see someone new. "Hello there." She said, tilting her head slightly in happiness.

[merciless-soldier]

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Send me §, for my muse’s reaction to yours slowly slipping a knife into their chest.

Levi sauntered down the corridors of the castle like he always did, making his way to his office to get some more paperwork signed and filed for Hanji and her experiments. He swore she never stopped. How she had time to write down all her notes and actually perform the experiment, was beyond him. Though, that woman rarely slept, lived off of caffeine, so it wasn’t that hard to believe. 

Walking into his office he expected to be welcomed by just the warm fire on the right hand side, hoping to sit in front of the bright fire, watching sparks flicker from the wood and simply sitting in his own company. He was surprised to see a taller male known as Jean. He eyed him curiously, about to shout at him for being in his office without permission, and yet, his words were cut short. 

A knife was slowly thrust into his chest, piercing his flesh and instantly staining his best shirt in red. Blood began falling, tricking down his chest, making him quickly weak. He and Jean had never seen eye to eye, but they’d never had a confrontation, certainly not something worth dying over. Unless this guy was a double agent,out to kill everyone slowly. Start with the strongest, until the weak ones go insane. A mastermind plan. 

[squadleaderrivaille-blog]

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Send ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.

Even if he'd have access to a pretty decent dinner, Levi would never take a fancy meal over the regular. More than that, he prefers to take whatever their soldiers get served, not only because he doesn't see himself as anyone who deserves better things because of his 'higher rank'. But also because he isn't greedy, he knows how it is to literally kill for food, how it is to steal it. And the mere thought of not eating food that has been acquired through such deeds is enough to make any meal a feast. For the same reason, he doesn't eat more than he needs, so that he'll have enough to function properly, but won't 'waste' any food that doesn't need to be 'wasted'.

[squadleaderrivaille-blog]

"4, 11, 15, and 18" Jean sits back and waits with an expectant grin.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

"That'd have to be in the backroom of some shitty motel back in my 'younger days'."

11: What does your favourite underwear look like?

"Clean... and white."

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

"Well, the wood back there was pretty shitty and old so.. sometimes a thing or two would break, not the best moments."

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

"... no."

[squadleaderrivaille-blog]

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