#jeffreysdemon

[kinemorts]

there's this guy in my math class who looks like john murphy

this is either a very good thing or a very bad thing

[contranymss]

mugs, gift card to any online store of your choice, expensive wine (or your fav alcoholic beverage), literally the comfiest blanket YOU can imagine, idk rain boots

I FUCKING LOVE MUGS SO MUCH. AND GIFT CARDS GIVE ME LIFE.

Not huge into wine, but Mike's hard black cherry is pretty rad. AND BLANKETS ARE THE BEST.

[kinemorts]

BRO YOU SMOKIN IT UP WITHOUT ME??????

lmao get bent bitch 

[kinemorts]

sporadicus: [mumbles something]

me: [mumbles something]

both of us at the same time: what

[kinemorts]

poor meep. i mean it was kind of fucked up how he bit off those chick's heads but i was sad when he was in jail and he was like [screeches] 'mEEEEEP!!1!!11!'

a story of how sporadicus damaged my right ear drum when talking on the phone

[kinemorts]

"why dudes have nipples"

"movies are great! you watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, you're life falls apart. ignore that last part"

"i'm not a masochist!"

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHOW RATED

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