Watched Jeffy T's Prankwell Emporium. Squidward's dad is the most divorced dad alive. You can't convince me otherwise.
I just know the moment Squidward was born, mama Tentacles served him with divorce papers. I mean come on! He was boasting that he knowingly named his OCTOPUS son "Squidward" as a prank! The marriage was over before it even began.
I don't even think he has a good relationship with Squidward. He just shows up uninvited to bum on his couch for who knows what reason and set up an illegal pop up shop selling dangerous prank goods. The man is as sketchy as it comes. No wonder Squidward is like that™











