Voicemail to Jackson Whittemore [11:14 PM]
Hello, douchebag, it’s me. I’m currently walking through the beautiful Beacon Hills forest right now. Looking for bunnies? No, actually trying to get to Lydia’s so we can get to the school and see everyone. Where are you? Probably stuck in a Heeeermes store. [laughs] Okay, God, it’s so dark out here, but thankfully, Bitcha’s got a flashlight. Listen, I just wanted to say…thanks for letting Lizzy and I hang out with you at the mansion yesterday. It meant a lot to her and to me. [sighs] Who would have thought, thee Jackson Whittemore had a heart? [laughs] I always knew you did. [sighs] You’re a good guy, Jax. Much more than a pretty face, which isn’t that pretty by the way. [laughs] Okay, fine, it is, but you know what I mean. You’re good. And…And I love you, you douchebag. Thanks for being there, for me, for us. Just…thanks. And for fuck’s sake, will you give Lupita the day off tomorrow? It’s Sunday. We’ll go do something, me, you, Lizzy, Lydia, Allison, we’ll do something. I promise. Shit, the phone is beeping at me. Okay, douche, I’ll see you later. Bye!