Aug 3, 2025
The Phumpkin Phandles....
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The Phumpkin Phandles....
I genuinely believe that Tommyinnit in all his blonde twink glory could probably do some sort of fucked up psyop on American politicians by seducing and manipulating those old men, and bring down our government from the inside.... Except he can't keep his mouth shut about how much he hates people.
He's into older guys, he's good at charming people, he's been around so many abusers that he probably has absorbed some of their tricks and knows what they used on him for control, he just couldn't resist making angry tweets about how evil Donald Trump is. But that is the only reason he is unsuitable for this task.
There's something really nice about seeing people thirst for Leon Kennedy. It's all "middle age yaoi" or "Old man" this, "silver fox" that lately, and it's usually some guy in his 30s, but not Leon. Leon is an honest to God middle aged man. That man is in his fifties. Godspeed
Listen I love shipping and relationships but I still can't believe some of you guys are out there like. Doing that. The thought of being IN a romantic relationship makes me nauseous- I only like looking at them from the outside. Meanwhile you guys are actually DOING the dating and kissing, yourselves, like. What the fuck.
You put your mouth on their mouth??? You go on romantic dates???? What the fuck and hell?????
I like cuddles and stuff but the second it's in the context of a relationship It suddenly makes my skin crawl, which is why the idea of a QPR is fine to me but not a romantic relationship. Platonic hangouts and platonic living together sounds great to me but romance makes me feel icky unless it's like, removed from me? I like seeing other people have romance but I don't want to touch it.
And then there's sex, which RIP to y'all but I don't get it at all. Freaks me the fuck out. Pretty sure I'm sex repulsed. I'm still sex positive though, like, do whatever you want and be happy and healthy and shit I just...not for me.
Weird to imagine that people partake in those things like, personally. And not secondhand though friends or fanfiction. Like it's THEIR relationship. Wild.
AU where Madoka is polyamorous but Homura is the exact same "just madoka only madoka my whole existence is madoka" girl she is in the regular universe. Nothing changes except that when Madoka learns Homura's backstory she's like. "Hey so you're a TIME TRAVELER and you've only been trying to save me specifically? That's fucked up Homura. That shits not okay"
I gave Madoka a tissue but I moved my pen too much and made the shadow too big so it looks weird lol
The urge to beg my friends for positive reinforcement on my work versus the knowledge that if I ask for it it won't hit as hard FIGHT !!!!! 🤜🏼💥💥🤛🏼
July 16th is gonna be a huge day for me because I will release all the SquidTDM fanfiction I've been writing, all at once, upon the unsuspecting world. So far I've finished two fics and started two others. I can't stop they've got me in a headlock tell my family I love them
To ME shady oaks SMP Dan never takes off his goggles. When his look changes post-kindness he replaces them with a fancier pair but he loves the ✨ aesthetic ✨
In his not-posessed-and-not-running-a-casino era he ALSO wore his arm and kneepads over EVERY outfit. Always. You can see this in my doodles, bro wears them with everything