i have a hc that whenever jean tries to describe jeremy to anyone outside of the trojans, they inevitably end up thinking he's a pet hear me out
"he loves walking with me but he especially loves passing an exy ball around! oh yes his hair is beautiful, it's so soft. he refuses to sit still unless i bribe him with a cookie or something, you know how it is..."
cue to people realizing he's talking about a real life human MONTHS later. minds are blown. jaws drop. that one guy who has been flirting with Jean for months immediately returns the top quality dog treats he bought.
















