#jerkbag

[thetoychronicle-blog]

Sucklord´s Little Shits series 2

The Suckadelic Little Shits family is growing, and boy that´s one happy family! Here is the series 2 of those diminutive degenerate dirtbags (we love them): Meet the hard worker “Salarystak”, somebody needs to feed this family! It´s a 3.5″ Tall resin piece. Comes in a stamped cardboard box with character bio printed on the back. A…

Sucklord´s Little Shits series 2 was originally published on The Toy Chronicle

[caustic-slushie]

Way to go you shits Now I ship Stanchez and probably Russdoc and it's ALL YOUR FAULT

[syntaxeme]

What a jerk. I hate him. I don't even know what he wants from me. *headdesk*

[majesticmangomonsterr]

[bethanytheawesome]

Could you not be showing your current girlfriend how to play OUR song on the guitar?

[bysurpriseband]

So real quick

Here's an update on all of our lives: Pat and Devin are both enjoying suburban married life with their wonderful wives - they travel, work, and get to enjoy the wonders of joint-filed taxes. Dan recently got a sweet promotion at his job with Discmakers, and is going to be announcing a new Only Ghost In Town album very soon on a very rad New England based record label. I've been working a lot, and just got back from SXSW, where I was too busy to attend either Topshelf showcases, thus feeling like a music industry jerkbag. All of that aside, however, we've officially begun writing our 2nd full length album. We'll be looking to book Saturday shows in the Philadelphia/Northeast area this spring to test out the tunes. A lot of the songs from Mountain Smashers and Criteria were written between 2009 and 2011, so it'll be interesting to see how everything comes together. Thanks for not assuming we've died. We'll catch up with you soon.

[momspaghettii]

buy, jerkbag

[kawaiimoon]

9:30 Conference Calls

Co-worker: Were you able to hear my cat during that call?

Me: No! I am so disappointed now!

Co-worker: He was being such a jerkbag. He saw me talking and there was nobody else around, so he assumed I was talking to him and he started responding like every 2 seconds