#jerma mention

[doctorr-ivo-robotnik]

Is he fucking with me. Is that a Jerma VOD in the background vocals. What the hell??? What does he WANT from me. GOD.

[agent-stone]

OK.

SO. WHAT IF YOU JUST START QUIETLY PLAYING JERMAS VOICE. LIKE FROM A STREAM. SINCE WE KNOW HES LIKE "JERMA I WILL FIND YOU."

Jerma??? The. The TF2 guy.??? Okay??? Why not. Why shouldn't I.

[gummy-sharks666]

[scrapethiswouldya]

"Hey uh what's ur gender?"

I remember when I had one of those. That is, before I mysteriously lost it. It was a chilly winters day, I remember it like no other. I had been visiting a friend for a game night of sorts, and at some point in the night we had gotten distracted from our game and ventured into the land of YouTube. This is when I believe my gender was lost, perhaps even stolen. We had sat down to watch a stream vod from funny man number 98 when he randomly decided to say "if I chop you up in a meat grinder-"

All I remember past that point was waking up in a ditch 500 miles from my hometown, about a month or two later, and dressed in what can only be described as "thrift store attire". My stomach hurt and I had no way to contact anyone as my phone was nowhere to be found. In fact the only thing I had on me was 20 British pounds. I have no idea to this day how I came into possession of this money as I was smack dab in the middle of fucking Florida. Anyway. I took a two and a half week long trek to the nearest buckeys in which I lived for the next month and a quarter, living off of whatever food was left unattended for longer than ten minutes. At some point I must've realized that I still had bills to pay back at home and hauled my ass back to town. Virtually nobody had noticed I was gone. Except my boss ofc they fired my ass the second I was late and left a message on my phone telling me so. I eventually went to visit my friend at their home to see if they were doing alright after whatever it was that happened that game night and found that the entire apartment complex had been simplified into just one room. In the room there was only a gaping pit in the earth, seemingly neverending. Weird huh? Uhm anyway my friend was ok and I think my gender is down there. So ig I don't have one until the gender store restocks or I get that one back yk? It's a tough world out there.