#jeroboam java

[andyouresmall]

thepunisherishere has entered the shop

"Welcome to- ah, I'm afraid we have a policy against firearms in the café."

[andyouresmall]

drippingwithchaos stepped into the shop

"Just in time for our last call. Welcome to Jeroboam Java; what's your pleasure?" It was a rough-looking sort of fellow that had come in that night, but Matilda felt no apprehension. She rarely did, after all. She only let her book fall shut.

[andyouresmall]

bullshitimabillionaire entered the shop

"Afternoon, and welcome to Jeroboam Java- something strong for you, perhaps? Judging by what I've been hearing from the other end of town, it might be just the thing. Or maybe a cold post-battle refresher? We have a heroes' discount."

[andyouresmall]

thebettertomimicyouwith entered the shop

"Good evening, and welcome to Jeroboam Java! ! In for a little after-dinner something?" The barista wriggled her fingers in greeting, book suspended in midair as the shop door jingled.

[andyouresmall]

angelmanagementissues entered the shop

"Evening crowd again, eh? You’re just in time; coffee bar closes in twenty. What can I get for you?"

[andyouresmall]

crowned-prince-of-conundrums entered the shop

"Good evening! You caught us right before closing. Welcome to Jeroboam Java; what's your pleasure?"

[andyouresmall]

"Ahem. So.

I suppose I ought to be thanking my lucky stars that my employer allows her employees to properly defend themselves. On the other hand, I've had a hell of a day, and now the shop is a mess... still, a good warning shot can never be discounted."

[andyouresmall]

"Well.

At least I didn't find a baby," she muttered, slipping back behind the coffee bar to cover her fingers in warm cream for the pups.