cause jensen is an asshole and i hate him with a burning passion.
2.) What is your middle name?
rita.. you see, my real secret is my first name.
3.) If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet what would it be?
a dragon or a pegasus.
4.) Favourite colour?
blue.
5.) Favourite song?
right now is clocks go forward by james bay
6.) What are your top five fandoms?
marvel, tolkien, aesthetics, movies and spn
7.) Why do you enjoy tumblr?
because i’m a loser who has no friends in real life haha jk i do have friends.. i guess mainly because i’ve met some really amazing people here and i like talking to them.
8.) tag some people
well i’m just gonna tag the same people i always tag please don’t hate me
lucifuers sunlitcas nebuhla jerryrenner wincvst
(because clint and bucky are amazing, and because i am multishipping trash who wants to share the love, here is a list, in no order, of the best winterhawk fics out there :)
***updated 8/3/2017
I'll Keep You Safe Here With Me. by sara_holmes
[M, 110k, complete] Yes, Clint is avoiding the other Avengers. No, he does not want to go back to New York. But then again, he didn't exactly want to be kidnapped by the Winter Soldier either. Really, he just wants to go back to bed.
(reccer note: if you've never read any clintbucky fics before, make this your first one! i cannot recommend it highly enough)
In Which Someone is Kidnapping Snipers by theLiterator
[T, 2k] “I’m actually trying to get a royal flush- how many former Soviet assets can I seduce?"
leave the gun on the table by Traincat
[M, 38k] Bucky Barnes wakes up in the future, joins the Avengers, reunites with Steve, makes some new friends and some old enemies, gets called Robocop and tries to figure out the future, himself, and Clint Barton's middle name -- all while being haunted by his past, the things he can't remember and the creeping suspicion that Black Widow knows something he doesn't.
Dimensional Dominoes by flawedamythyst
[T, 81k] Clint’s shoulders slumped. "Hi, I think I’m from another dimension. Here’s a tip: if the Fantastic Four ever offer you a beer, just say no."
Three different Clints from three different worlds. How hard can it be to get them each back to the right one, whilst also dealing with AIM, Hydra and the Mad Thinker?
Strike at the Heart of by sara_holmes
[T, 20k] The Avengers think he's traumatised, Fury thinks he needs a break, Natasha wants him to recover. Well, screw those guys. Clint is going to go and make some new friends that appreciate how badass and competent and not-messed-up-after-Loki he is.
It goes great, until it doesn't.
Trainwreck Through A Rear Window by flawedamythyst
[T, 10k] Through Clint's big main window, you could see straight across the street and into the apartment opposite, where a man was standing, staring at Clint as if he couldn't believe what he was seeing. When he caught Clint's eye, he just shook his head slowly.
The guy in the apartment opposite spends way too much time watching Clint make a fool of himself, which wouldn't matter as much if he weren't also smoking hot.
Paralysis by flawedamythyst
[NC-17, 44k] After Tony gets injured, he asks Clint, Natasha and Bucky on a simple mission to retrieve some Starktech from an international black market arms auction for him.
Simple, that is, until everyone brings along their own private agenda. Steve wants Tony to take it easy while he's recovering, Tony wants to spend as much time alone with Steve as he can while the others are away, Bucky wants to try and put some distance between him and Clint so that he can choke off his crush already and Clint just wants to work out why Bucky apparently hates him.
Then a guy from one of Clint's first missions with SHIELD turns up, and suddenly there's nothing simple about the mission at all.
Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club by sara_holmes
[T, 67k] When Steve brings Bucky back to the tower for the first time, Clint’s first thought is that Tony Stark’s pride and joy is quickly becoming a less of a very tall and expensive ‘fuck you’ in the faces of investors who don’t believe in self-sustaining energy, and more of a superhero rehabilitation center.
I Don't Remember How by AvaKelly
[NC-17, 8k] "How the hell did they wash you," he mutters as he raises from the chair.
"Hosed the blood down," comes from behind as the Soldier follows him toward the bathroom.
Clint almost screams right then and there.
Complications by flawedamythyst
[NC-17, 84k] Clint's got a plan to retire and go find himself a simple life at his family's old farm. Simple is good, right? Easy to remember. Simple is why he doesn't really mind that his soul-print has never activated, because a soulmate could only add another layer of complexity to his life.
And then the Winter Soldier turns up at his archery range on the Avengers base, and simple slips through Clint's fingers.
The Tragic Ballad of an Under-Caffeinated Hawkeye by sara_holmes
[T, 9k] Steve and Tony are idiots, Pepper and Phil are 110% done with everyone and Clint just wants a cup of damn coffee. And maybe someone to appreciate how awesome he clearly is.Also known as: you know you’re in trouble when Clint Barton is the one sane person left in the tower and Bucky Barnes is the only one who realizes this.
Bucky is Not a Disney Princess by CeliaEquus
[G, 3k] After saving a young girl's life, Bucky finds himself with an unexpected fan base of little ladies. In which Bucky is puzzled, Darcy ships Winterhawk, and there's fluff and angst.
What do you mean we Left Clint on Mars? by sara_holmes
[T, 24k] “What do you mean we left Clint on Mars?”
Cap’s incredulous voice cuts through the stunned silence of the cockpit, loud and shocked. He’s standing there with his cowl in hand, gaping at the holo-screen at the front of the jet. Next to him, Tony is standing with his hands on his head, mouth hanging open in a similar fashion. Over on the other side of the cockpit is Jane, who has both palms clapped across her mouth like she’s trying to hold back hysterical giggles.
For his part, Bucky is just staring at the screen like he can’t quite believe what’s going on.
In a certain slant of light by Spylace
[M, 3k] During the time under Loki's control, Clint might have, sort of, accidentally hired the Winter Soldier.
A War of Endearment by DustToDust
[T, 2k] Bucky, as usual, is the one to start it. Clint's just the one who escalates it.
Charms by sara_holmes
[T, 3k] Bucky Barnes does not waste his time rescuing adorably tragic creatures that he doesn't even like. Not often, anyway.
Nights When You Have Time to Kill by snakesinthetardis
[NR, 4k] Just because the brainwashing part of being brainwashed is technically over, it doesn’t mean the experience doesn’t leave a mark on you. Clint spends most of his time pretending he’s fine, but then there’s Bucky and Bucky understands and suddenly Clint doesn’t have to pretend anymore.
L & Bucky by neverfinishe
[T, 2k] There's a point where Clint realizes that the two most important individuals in his life have names that rhyme and end with -ucky.
Laconic Lassitude by Cristinuke
[M, 20k] Clint Barton and Bucky Barnes just wanted everyone to leave them alone.
Shattered into Ash by Sometimesyoufly
[M, 1k] Sometimes Clint thinks it would be easier to let go. Bucky won't let him.
Lend An Ear by DustToDust
[T, 8k] Sometimes all it takes is to be a willing ear.
Counterparts and Bleeding Hearts by snakesinthetardis
[NR, 2k] Clint can't sleep. Bucky can't sleep. They run into each other in the kitchen at two in the morning.
Aww, Dog. by josiah
[T, 2k] Clint has a well-known soft spot for dogs, and sometimes it gets him in trouble. Sometimes it almost kills him. Like now, when he's chained to the wall and totally dying of kidney failure in a warehouse somewhere because his kidnappers are completely incompetent shits. Like, honestly, if you're going to do it, you need to commit and at least do it well. Fuckers.
Rosetta by revenant_oozi
[G, 1k] Bucky remembers all the languages he speaks; except English.
Scarecrow by ladyshadowdrake
[T, 6k] Clint and Bucky recover from the world away from the world. Clint doesn't mind having Bucky at the farm so much, except that he has an annoying habit of befriending crows.
Worst. Scarecrow. Ever.
a time to build up by shadowen
[T, 4k, college!au] It's the middle of the night, and Clint is starving.
open windows by orphan_account
[M, 3k] James finds he's more alike to Clint than he thought.
The Chains that You Refuse by OddityBoddity
[M, 22k] That time Bucky and Clint broke into Asgard.
Not Less by sara_holmes
[T, 4k, bodyswap!fic] “Why can’t I hear?!” Bucky is screaming. “Where the fuck is my arm?”
Clint feels the weight of the metal despite the fact it’s trussed up, held against his chest by something that’s part sling, part restraint. He can sense the cold of the plate embedded in his shoulder and feels like a thief.
when you lose something you can't replace by bittereternity
[G, 4k] He is awake and he must do as he's told.
You As You Were by a_pious_cruelty
[NC-17, 6k] SHIELD partners Bucky with Clint.
+some bonus clint/bucky/natasha fic recs :)
Life of Crime by neveralarch
[NC-17, 36k] As a supervillain supercriminal contract worker with a morality deficit, Clint Barton leads a glamorous life. You know, stolen cars, dangerous women, a really confusing relationship with a meddling do-gooder, the works. It's pretty awesome. Except for, uh, medical bills, the mob, and being on the run all the time. That part isn't all that awesome.
(A supervillain AU where Clint shoots arrows at people and gets beat up a lot. So, not really that much of an AU.)
love is cursed by monogamy by keptein
[T, 5k] Natasha has two soulmate marks. It's a problem until it isn't.
Ten Days in Budapest by storiesfortravellers
[M, 4k] Natasha and Clint are guarding a man who needs their protection. At first Natasha is suspicious of him, but she doesn't think anyone could play a role this well for this long.
> how to get away with murder
> gotham
> supernatural
four people (real, fictional, whatever):
> jensen ackles/dean winchester
> jake gyllenhaal
> robert downey jr
> rosamund pike
five foods:
> chocolate
> lasagna
> pancakes
> pasta
> soup i know it's weird but i really like soup
six blogs:
> jerryrenner (ily and i miss u bye)
> sunlitcas (still obsessed with your blog in case you were wondering...)
> bcbbysinger (your blog is so perf it's annoying like wft???)
> oakensheld (hello there! soooo i really like your blog *shyly walks away*)
> lanawonters (hi! you're super cute and nice + your blog is awesome)
> spikejonzen ( i know we don't talk but we follow each other i think your blog is pretty rad so yeah)
jerryrenner replied to your post “jerryrenner replied to your post “you know what i was kinda starting...”
i had 7487614564785967 saved urls too but i deleted most of them because i was too tempted to use them. i saved a few new ones tho, eh, im still weak and indecisive
i'm CONSTANTLY saving new ones!! like someone needs to stop me now
you know what i was kinda starting to wonder when you'd change your url again tbh
hahaha honestly i don't how you do it.. i get so bored of seeing the same name every time i'm in here. the same goes for the icon.. i'm gonna try to stick to this one for a while though.
jerryrenner replied to your post: jerryrenner replied to your post: you’...
i mean i totally see why they dont want him, i’m 1000% bitter about the fact that andrew is recast too but COME ON why hate on him he just wants to makes money and be spider man like //everyone// so yea
i'm really sad too. andrew was perfect for the role, but that doesn't give anyone the right to start insulting dylan. like wtf? they did the same shit to benedict.. i know it shouldn't bother me but it does. you know what, you're right. the best thing to do here is evacuate
