#jessehasanaskbox?

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So I was just at Kohl's, getting jammies for everyone in my family. I was perusing through the men's pajama bottoms looking for some fuzzy ones for my dad, and I came across a pair that were blue with spiders all over them. And not in a Spiderman-type fashion. Just spiders. On some flannel pants. I relocated them to the back of a really high up rack so no one should ever buy them. Also I found a pair that could rival Dr. Flannelbottoms, MD. That is all.

Dr. Flannelbottom has no rivals, only posers. And ladies. He has many ladies.

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MAH MIND'S TELLIN ME NOOOOOOOO

BUT MAH BOOOOOODY

MAH BOOOODYYYYY’S TELLING ME YEEEAAAEEEAAAASS

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FEAR THE DREADED CANDIRU. A NAAAASTY LITTLE BUGGER WITH A PENCHANT FOR SWIMMING UP A MAN'S URETHRA.

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asking you everything.

That's a statement.

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What is the wing speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

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I take no responsibility for you missing the count down.

Well, you'll get it anyways

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http://drippinthatchocolatesawce.ytmnd.com/Filed under: things that will never be unfunny.

DAHDUHDRIPPIN DAT CHAWKULATE SAWUSE

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Don't forget to find Dark Oceans for me. I want to play it. It's taking a lot of effort not to wiki that shiz and spoil everything for myself.

Oh do you? do you want to play Dark Oceans?