Jul 22, 2012
Mine and Jess' txt conversation.
Jess: *after talking about mini pigs* OH MY GODDDDDDD THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!
Me: I KNOW, DON'T YOU JUST WANT ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS?
Jess: YESSSSS!!!!!!
Me: I'd name him Roscoe and we'd go on adventures.
Jess: Haha. I would smuggle mine into the movie theater whenever those fuckers decide to ruin Babe and allow him to cause chaos!
Me: I love you and your ideas.
Jess: :D I also love you and your ideas!
Me: I also like the name Baby Bacon
Jess: A little cynical, but cute! I would name mine Sir Babelon!
Me: Yay!
Jess: What about the name Bacon Baby?
Me: Also cute.
Jess: What would an actual bacon baby look/act like?
Me: It'd look delicious. And probably be seductive. So we'd eat it.