#jessie!!

[kirbism]

"gluten is a protein," yes that's true, but

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[knocks on your inbox] hi dog :) 7, 14, and 32 for the redacted asks?

ooooo a very good list indeed :]

7. Least favorite canon couple(s)?

if you had asked me a few months into my redacted obsession, i would have said geordi/cutie bc i was a really big cutie hater. however, marie/colm is obviously the only answer thats correct here because colms a bitch and never deserved marie in the first place. also marcus/asset bc. duh.

14. What listener(s) would you want to date?

if i said freelancer would that be considered selfc3st /J NO IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. probably honey??? im basically guy anyway (just need me a job at a pizza place) and while i love the magical characters, so many of them have been through traumatic ass events that i in all likelihood would have died numerous times in, so honey is like the safest bet. also, theyre hot. like. cmon.

32. Favorite quote(s)?

god theres so fucking many. i genuinely cannot give you like a straightforward answer abt that because i have so many favorites. obviously any guy line is practically golden, david's "when i'm with you... i'm david, and i thought i lost him a long time ago" always makes me cry, gavin's entire second confession audio, elliott's "i'm just here for good dreams and good vibes", the list can and could go on. take your pick honestly sdjkfgh

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also milo's "park it on me, sweetheart", lasko's “you trying to squeeze the head off of the thing?! jesus christ on a fucking cracker!”, gavin's nnn audio had some really good quotes too....

[redactedgender]

ruby and jade !! ✨ (sorry if this sent twice my service rn is trash)

Ruby - you are such a gem, you deserve so much better <3

Jade - honestly you have some of the best takes on this hellsite.

d'aww thank u bestie!! im very glad other people have been enjoying my takes

[jewishabortion]

cats STOP WALKING OVER MY BOOBS there are other wayss