#jessipls

[jessipls]

s/o to the Class of 2017, we did it!!

ft. my Wonder Woman insp. grad cap

[professorspork]

jessipls answered your post: “dear people who know California geography better than i do what is an...”:

Newport Beach, Beverly Hills, Bel Air

if I put them in Newport Beach I will never stop giggling about the OC

you would think Bel Air would be equally funny to me for obvious reasons but it’s right on the edge of a bunch of state parks and that’s totally the aesthetic I’m looking for hell yeah

[jessipls]

Dating Generation: Who Is Next

[ginoras]

jessipls replied to your post:i heard this snsd controversy is just a april fool...

*jessica’s voice* that’s a bad joke

FUKCK 

[sicaxsnsdscenarios-blog]

;A; I just wanted to tell you that I adore you. And your writing. It makes my life go forward from the currently for the most part dead AFF. Yes. So happy to find you. Your taengsic stories are so....good. Like. I can no longer see coffee the same without crying inside. And the vampire one, wow. Keep up the awesome! ;D

;~;. You.

Staph eht.

;~; you beautiful person. 

Yeah.. AFF is a little dead.

hahaha… sorry *hides in corner*

I just feel like my writing skills aren’t up to scratch to do that story justice ><

NOT THE TAENGSIC SHIP: 

The Taengsic ship: 

Thanks for liking my stories

It means a lot to get fanmail from my followers ><

<3 Jessipls

(love the name/dp)

[liontaeng]

For the instagram videos, Tiffany's dude friend who posted them, deleted them bc apparently ppl were hating on him? Dum ppl. This is why we cant have nice things.

Ahhh okay. Thank you! ^3^ Luckily I found one of the others uploaded on youtube, so I’ll just keep looking. People spoiling our fun ugh. This is what I say to them

[kinoshitayukiko]

Tagged by sextaeng

  Rule #1: Always post the rules.

Rule #2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule #3: Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.

Rule #4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. Who’s your ultimate bias? Please tell me why this person is your bias in 5 proper sentences. o u o

Kim Taeyeon. Because she is retarded. Because she sucks at singing. Because she is the ugliest. Because she is really tall. Because she's a jerk.

2. What is my real/full name? (no bs-ing this omg you can guess but yeah no cheating)

Ellissa??!!?!? (SOME VIET LAST NAME) TRINH TRAN  PHAN NGUYEN HO DUONG PHAM LU LI  LY LE LO VO HUYNH LUONG NGO PHUNG TRUONG

3. What are your top 5 fave snacks?

-gummy bears

-chips

-cookies

-hello panda

-human flesh

4. When is your bday bc sometimes I forget and I need to put them in my phone~

today lol (July 19)

5. Is there a kpop group you don’t really like or can’t like bc of some particular reason?

not really, though there are some groups i probably wont ever get into because a lot of their fans tend to ruin it for them lol 

6. If you were given the chance to accompany your ultimate bias, what things would you two go do? (this is not necessarily dirty ok im just not restricting anything)

theme park like disneyland!! or everland or universal 8D i wanna go to the harry potter theme park so bad omg

7. Top 5 otps?

uh idk taengsic, sootae, jeti, yoonsic, yultaeng??? (sunsica gets a special mention too okay)

8. Fave fics? 8D

dont have one

9. Which celebrity do you or others think you look like?

someone insists i look like sunny....WHICH I DO NOT AT ALL WTF, i get all sorts of things tho like someone told me i look like some taiwanese golfer and ive gotten sunye and krystal like WTF DO I LOOK LIKE EVERYONE...but i dont think i look like any celebrity tho :/

10. Which celebrity do you think I, Lisa, look like?

uHN I DUNNOOOO

11. What are my best qualities? o: (I can never think of them myself bc i think Im like cheating or smth idek help pls)

wait my as in me or you, im assuming you.....youre nice and helpful and like idk kind to errone (opposite of me lmao)

MY QUESTIONS: 1. what would you do if you woke up and you found yourself in a sleeping bag filled with honey on a cliff surrounded by bears?

2.what are your thoughts on pastafarians?

3. how would you make the perfect piece of toast? Please explain in steps.

4. What type of government would you utilize if you were in control of the world?

5. why was the last question so serious? wtf?

6. Do you like pancakes? think carefully about your answer.

7. margarine or butter?

8. can you believe its not butter?

9. chickens or kitchens?

10. chesesticks and pudding?

11. A man throws a waffle at a girl's face at a velocity of 2.8 m/s from 150 m above sea level. Why? Your rating on a scale from 1-10? Who was the man? Who was the girl?

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