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V1 after feeling Jesus primes unending love for them despite all the horrible things theyve done

Happy Easter!

Shadow: I think I've seen you before

Jesus: I hear that every day

Shadow: No, I know that for sure

Jesus: I just have that kind of a face

Shadow, spreading his arms: Could you do like this?

It's her day. You took it. You crucified her day. When they started following you, everybody else got burned. In your name. Happy fucking Easter.

That white Jesus could stand a little more suffering.

Jeremy Davies as Jesus Prime, American Gods – Come to Jesus (S01E08)

American Gods (Batch 09) ft. Jesus Prime, Ostara and Shadow Moon

And that’s all of them for now. See y’all in the next season. :)

Also up on RedBubble :D

[knock on door]

Man: Good afternoon. Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?

Ostara: What did this asshole do again?

Tip#1

Tip#1:

Never compare Jesus Christ to Optimus Prime while talking to your literature teacher. It'll backfire.

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=Optimus+Prime+and+Jesus#/d3gt67j

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