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Donar: Can I tell you a secret?

Loki: I wouldn't recommend it, no

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #donar odinson #loki laufeyson #regius theatre #my favourite AG timeline honestly

Pablo: Why are short people always so full of anger?

Emily: EXCUSE ME?

Bruce: Obviously, that's because they're closer to hell

Kahyun: WE ARE FUCKING NOT

Crispin: That's definitely the reason

Ian: WHO THE FUCK DID YOU CALL SHORT

Ricky: Now we better run the fuck out of our long legs and for our miserable lives

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #cast #pablo schreiber #emily browning #bruce langley #kim kahyun #crispin glover #ian mcshane #ricky whittle #if you don't love all of them even more than the characters they play i don't even know what to say to you

Mr Wednesday: Can I get some money?

The Bookkeeper: Do you have a bank account?

Mr Wednesday: What? No, I just heard you keep money so I came to get them.

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #mr wednesday #the bookkeeper

Columbia: Can anyone tell me why Donar thought the "husband stitch" is when your husband won’t stop nagging or being an asshole so you sew his mouth shut?

Odin: I don't have a clue

Loki: You've been bragging about something you didn't even do?

Odin: That's because every fucking day I regret I didn't

#odin don't be so upset it was you who let brokkr do this to him #yes i still believe loki has been a part of their troupe all this time because why the fuck not?#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #norse mythology #regius theatre #s2 ep6 #donar the great #columbia #donar odinson #thor #mr wednesday #odin #low key lyesmith #mr world #loki #wedworld

Shadow: I think I've seen you before

Jesus: I hear that every day

Shadow: No, I know that for sure

Jesus: I just have that kind of a face

Shadow, spreading his arms: Could you do like this?

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #shadow moon #jesus prime

Technical Boy: There are kinda disturbing news, my guys, gals and mortal pals

Technical Boy: The Old Gods outnumber us already because of their new power

Technical Boy: The power of metal

Technical Boy: THEY GOT MARILYN FUCKING MANSON who doesn't know he's actually Marilyn Manson

New Media: WELL FUCK

Caretaker: Language!

Mr World: Marilyn who?

New Media:

Technical Boy:

New Media: Who invited a dinosaur?

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #the new gods #global family #technical boy #new media #the caretaker #mr world #johan wengren

Shadow: Ask me why I love you

Marguerite: Okay, and why do you love me, Mike?

Shadow, pulling out a 200 slide presentation: I’m glad you asked

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #shadow moon #mike ainsel #marguerite olsen #lakeside #yea i'm already ready

Mr World: How did none of you hear what I just said?

New Media: To be honest, I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours

Caretaker: I got distracted about halfway through, sir

Technical Boy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision, as usual

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Donar: Dad, which one of us do you love more?

Odin: My love for you is like communism

Shadow: So equally?

Odin: No, it collapsed 30 years ago

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #mr wednesday #odin #donar odinson #thor #shadow moon

Mr Nancy: Mad Sweeney is gone.

Mr Ibis: Yes, a true tragedy...

Mr Nancy: You misunderstand.

Mr Nancy: I mean that he is no longer in the mortuary.

#source: john wick: parabellum #incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #mad sweeney #mr nancy #mr ibis #s2ep8 #moon shadow #sweeney is the new wick

[texting]

Mr Xie: I love you

Mr Xie: You’re the best frog I’ve ever had

Mr Xie: *boyfriend

Mr Xie: Sorry, auto-correct

Technical Boy: What the fuck

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #technical boy #mr xie #techxie #i don't know if that's a valid shipname but anyway

Sam: Did I mention I'm a lesbian?

Shadow: I thought you were Cherokee???

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #shadow moon #sam black crow

Mama-Ji: If you keep sleeping until 2pm everyday, you will never be successful.

Mr Wednesday: Trust me, in my mind I run three kingdoms, have twelve businesses and own many halls full of glorious warriors. I am very successful and you are very jealous.

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #mr wednesday #mama-ji #odin #kali

Vulcan: God of craft and weapons, mayor of this small town. My pleasure.

Shadow: Vulcan? I've already heard that name.

Mr Wednesday: Most people have, because it's also a big fucking mountain with a burning hole on the top.

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #shadow moon #mr wednesday #vulcan

New Media: Is it just me or you actually have been crying?

Mr World: What? No.

Mr World: I... I don't cry.

Mr World: I don't even have tear ducts.

#incorrect quotes #american gods #god squad #mr world #new media #the new gods

Mr Nancy: I don't even fucking know what I'm feeling right now

Bilquis: Try describing it