If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS It's time for you to meet some of my Tumblr friends that are actual friends or whatever. I guess this is a spontaneous I'm-high-on-iced-coffee-and-just-need-to-type-everything-forever-because-what-else-is-there-to-do-at-1-AM-thingie?
Whitney is my best best friend in the entire world. I met her on the first day of high school and we became instant buds like some teen movie type shit. She doesn't post on her Tumblr very often (she's a wallflower, she sees things and she understands), but she likes a lot of things and is a pleasant person to talk to. Our lady-bromance is deep and abiding and she's seriously one of the nicest and smartest people I've ever met and we went on a senior trip to Europe with a bunch of people from high school and were the only two people that didn't have any friendship drama for the entire trip because we are as thick as thieves.
Megan and I are super tight too. She's super hilarious and is the sacred queen of selfies. She has a lot more backbone than I do and I kind of look up to her in a way??? Also we can go from having serious discussions about the heavy influence of the LDS church on the culture and expectations of people living in the state of Utah to drawing dicks on things with Snapchat like it ain't no thang and I really appreciate that.
Josh and I had a class together when we were fourteen, both moved to different time zones, and somehow became incredibly close friends despite living a few states away. We have pretty much all of the exact same favorite bands and he's really intelligent and cool. If you like pictures of mountains and bookshelves then this is the blog 4u.
Sam and I were pen pals in elementary school when I lived in Nevada and now we're on the same college campus but I never run into her. How cray cray is that? She's a v. talented artist. If you like SMT then she is yo gurl. She also likes a lot of underappreciated movies that people need to appreciate.
Adriana and I met through Tumblr and she wasn't a pedophile or a serial killer but a really cool gal which goes against a lot of the stuff I learned in my sixth grade computer class. We both like Vampire Weekend a lot and during the summer we drove to the complete opposite side of town because we were in desperate need of pistachio ice cream and when we finally got ice cream we both almost started crying I swear. She also gets my Big Lebowski references without me forcing her to watch the movie first because apparently not a lot of young gals are interested in movies with stoners and bowling and cripples in them???? We also went to Dunkin Donuts like the day it opened in our town and waited in line for donuts for like a half hour together which is true friendship if u ask me.
Mallory and I went to high school together but didn't start hanging out until like a month after we graduated. We have identical taste in seriously everything like why did we not hang out every day forever before? She's really nice and she's new to Tumblr so you guys should srsly show her some love and be her bud because she's really nice and great and I think Jason Segel should be her boyfriend.
Sotodeh and I have known each other since kindergarten and we still talk to each other! Even though we've grown up kind of opposite-y we're still super buds and I think she's the bees knees and you guys should think so too okayyyy. I don't even know what to say about her except that she's freaking wonderful and deserves to have the happiest and best life ever and I ship her hardcore with this boy in her science class.
Anyway all of these people are way cool and I want you guys to appreciate them too so go forth and follow them or whatever. I am so tired and I don't even know what I'm typing anymore. It's so late.
