#jew problems

[doremifasolalatido]

Why am I on christian tumblr?

@luke-shywalker

[leahdoreroosevelt]

Happy anniversary of that time my mother made me take a Holocaust class in high school and the teacher kindly told the entire class and myself that I would have been killed if I’d been alive then and then spent the rest of the ENTIRE semester making fun of Judaism and calling Jews backwards

[thejewishphd]

About to eat bacon on Shabbat and I feel immense guilt

[gallifreanpotterhead]

5 hours done out of a 25 hour fast and I'm already starving

[sasukecore]

i dont wanna fast 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[koshercosplay]

Tfw your favorite band's logo has a big cross in it so you can't buy or wear any of their merch 😭

[murdershegoat]

me: is wearing a giagantic magen david necklace, has a really jewish name, does not hide my judaism in any way

people, as they leave my office: MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS!! ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flutteringphalanges]

My friend: Jen, why is there a menorah in your glove box?

Me: Oh, that's where I left it!