live | jey uso
pairings: jey uso x black! oc (brianna)
warnings: none just fluff; jey being the cutie patootie he is
summary: jey just got back to the hotel from a hockey game with cm punk to find his girl on live doing her skincare routine for her tiktok account, & decides to pop in.
word count: 1.7k
a/n: best idea that ever popped in my head
“alright jey, catch you tomorrow for a workout?” punk dapped jey up in the hallway, confirming that they were still on for the gym in the morning.
“you know it man, cmon. bright and early too.” jey told him, patting him on the back as they departed to go to their own hotel rooms.
as jey walked closer to the door, he reached in his pocket for his key card…
only to find it wasn’t there.
he smacked his teeth and knocked on the door, hoping that brianna was awake by now. she wasn’t feeling well earlier because of her allergies, otherwise she would’ve went to the hockey game with him.
“i knew this boy forgot his key.” he heard her say on the other side of the door before swinging it open, hand on her hip.
he already knew what she was gonna say. “i know, baby. i know.” he put his hands up in surrender, walking into the room and bending down to give her a kiss.
“mm, you smell good.” he leans back down, putting his nose against her neck for another whiff of her perfume.
brianna’s hand goes to his arm as she laughs and tries to pull away, remembering that her phone was still on live with her followers waiting patiently for her return.
“damn girl.” he comes up for a second to talk before going back to sniffing her.
“jey!” she was laughing heartily now and also because it tickled. “i’m on live, look.” she points to her phone that was stuck on the mirror with her grippy case.
both of their eyes find the phone and see that they were only in the corner of the frame. “oh my fault.” he lets her go and she thought he was gonna walk clean past the camera but instead he gets all up in it and starts yapping away.
“waddup family! it’s your boy main event jey u…so!”
all brianna can do is roll her eyes and giggle. he was always so damn silly and making her laugh; it was how she fell in love with him.
“let me see how many of ya’ll in here…” he talks to the live, looking at the number of people in the upper corner.
“damn bae! you got a thousand people on here.” he brought his fist against his mouth, then started reading the comments.
@slayedandsaved: is jey a hockey fan?? 👀
@wwe_chaos_: i saw you jey at the game and cm punk!!
@vibingvixen: bri i’m so jealous this is your man.
“aye ‘slayedandsaved’ i been a hockey fan since a couple hours ago.”
“‘wwechaos’ you saw me and punk huh? aye, that ice cream was good uce.”
“‘bri i’m so jealous this is your man’. yeetttt. nah, but i’m the lucky one.”
brianna was now standing next to him, out of frame, getting her last products out of her bag to finish up her routine.
jey noticed this and snapped back into reality. “you right, you right. my bad baby. aye but look though. follow my girl, like, comment, and do all that. yeet.” he talks with his hands before moving out of the frame, letting brianna take back over.
“guest appearance from the man, the myth, the legend guys.” she smiled and looked at him across the hotel room as he was taking off his white air forces.
“okay so after i wash my face, i just use this toner from fenty. it’s the fat water. ya’ll need to use this because it’s so soothing if you have really sensitive skin.” she screwed the cap off quickly putting it down on the counter and poured some into the palm of her hand, warming it up, before pressing it gently into her skin.
“bri you ain’t say nothin’ about my jersey!” she heard jey say from in front of the tv. he was trying to find something to watch while brianna finished her live.
she stepped backwards to see in the doorway towards his sitting figure on the bed. “i thought it was cute babe!”
“yea but you ain’t see what’s on the back though.” he stood up and turned his back to her, showcasing the “uso” above the number. brianna actually didn’t even see that when he first came back.
“awww jey! that’s so cute! you can lowkey say you play for them.” she laughs, her heart beaming at his child-like excitement.
“well then they need to run me my money.” he sat back down on the bed, attention drawn back to the television.
“sorry guys i’m back.” she talks to her followers and/or new people in the live. she takes a minute to read what they were commenting.
@bodyyaddybabe: girl respectfully ur man is foineeee 😍😩
@usoandbae: does jey ever stop yapping?😂
“no. he yaps 24/7.” she said loud on purpose so he would hear.
“i heard that.”
bri just giggles, grabbing her moisturizer to show the camera. “okay so next…wait what did i just do?...toner! you wanna use moisturizer after. i use the neutrogena hydro boost water cream. this one is good for my oily skin because it’s water based.”
she scoops some up with her knuckle and rubs it in evenly on her face.
“after that, i sometimes do a face mask but i already did one earlier so i’m not gonna do another one. i think i’ll do…” she trails off, searching through her bag.
she could never keep up with that little ass bottle.
“oh my goshhh!” she exclaims in slight frustration. her allergies made her eyelids puffy and this eye cream she had been using was helping a lot if she used it consistently.
“what you looking for?” she felt jey’s presence right behind her as she still was looking for the product.
“my eye cream. it’s in that small ass bottle.”
jey had actually spotted it on the counter but wanted her to suffer a little bit. “mmcht. and you was talking ‘bout me losing the room key.”
“joshua.” she looked at him through the phone for a second while he tried to hide his smile with his hand.
he just had one question before he pointed out the eye cream’s location to her overlooking eyes. “after this, can we go get some waffle house?” he knew she would say yes just to get him to stop talking.
“yes joshua.”
he reached around her and picked up the small white plastic bottle, holding it in front of her.
she playfully rolled her eyes and took it from his thick fingers. he just kissed her on the cheek and retreated back to the bed.
“ya’ll how did he see it before i did?” she rhetorically asks the live while putting one dot under each eye to gently work it in for the cooling effect. she saw a few people ask what brand the eye cream was.
“i got this from my dermatologist. but ya’ll just screenshot and show it to your doctor.” she held it up steady enough for people who wanted it.
“okay and then i put on my brow and lash serum. i use the one by grande cosmetics and it works so fast for me. i’ve heard good reviews for it too.” she brushed the felt tip coated with the product through her brows and lashes, fanning it with her hands to dry.
“and that’s it!” she began to clean up the counter, putting away the products back into her bag and wiping the counter down.
jey poked his head in and in the frame, all you could see was half of his face in the doorway. brianna saw how silly he looked.
“why are you creeping right now?” she laughed, putting the last of her things away.
“you done? can we go to waffle house now?” he asks her again.
“yes babe. i’m hungry too.” she took the hello kitty headband out of her straightened hair and ran her fingers through it, taming the flyaways.
“tell them your order jey. ya’ll gotta hear this.” bri wraps her arms around her man’s waist.
“bet. okay i get like 6 eggs with cheese, scrambled. hashbrowns, you gotta get the triple hashbrowns. scattered and covered, cmon uce. then you gotta get waffles if you going to waffle house, duh. two of ‘em with the chocolate chips in there. and a lemonade, boom. maybe i’ll drink a coffee at the end though.”
@usoandbae: six mf eggs??
@vibingvixen: ik his stomach sound like boots in the dryer
@feelinuceyyy__: i’ve never had waffle house but jey makes it sound so good
“bye they said your stomach be sounding like boots in the dryer.” brianna laughed at the comment before walking to the closet to grab a hoodie.
“your boy do be full after though, can’t lie.”
“you ain’t ever had waffle house?! where you at uce? go find the nearest one tonight.”
brianna had pulled on her grey hoodie that was matching her sweats, and slid her feet in her uggs that jey has just bought her.
“okay babe we can go now.” she stood behind him and put her hands up on his shoulders, wanting to get on his back. he squatted down a little so she could jump up on him, securing her legs with his hands.
“wait walk closer so i can take my phone off the mirror.”
he did and she extended one arm to pull it off with some resistance. jey was walking around the room with her on his back, having already put his shoes back on, to grab his wallet and car keys.
“ight, we bouncing.” he says at the door.
“okay bye guys!! we’re about to go be big backs. i may post pics of the food if i remember. love ya’ll so much!”
brianna puts the camera on jey and he smiles, showing his grills. “later family. yeet.”
she ends the live and holds on tight to her man as he locks the door and they both leave, still on his back. she suddenly remembered she didn’t grab her copy of the room key.
“jey did you get the key card?”
“…shit.”
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