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It will never fail to amuse me that Will successfully got Matthew Brown to try kill Hannibal, and Matthew successfully got the drop on Hannibal, but Hannibal still survived because Will forgot that Matthew was also a dramatic bitch and when he said, “Kill Hannibal Lecter” he didn’t bother to add “And don’t fuck around about it.”

#hannibal #will graham #matthew brown #just some random musings #but this will never not be hilarious to me #jfc Matthew #ya coulda just let him drown int he pool

#submit #CAMILA QUÉ ES ESTO AFJSDKJFS #NO PUEDO;BYE #jfc Matthew #para lo único que querías esa plata de la pensión era para ir a escuchar a Cultura Profética con cierto holandés -qué-#ksdjfsd okay no #goldennorthboy #btw; en un rato más pesca el Skype uvu te tengo una propuesta (???)#submission

oh god, he dyed his hair again. x

#jfc matthew #what the hell are you doing #m shadows #avenged sevenfold

slouching-towards-nirvana replied to your post:“lairseverywhere replied to your post:“slouching-towards-nirvana...”

Just keep a wide stance, and don't row too deep if you're not comfortable with it. You'll be paddle boarding like a pro in no time, and he will want all up on your lady lumps.

slouching-towards-nirvana replied to your post:“lairseverywhere replied to your post:“slouching-towards-nirvana...”

(In a respectful, consensual way)

I M CRY. XD

#slouching-towards-nirvana #JFC Matthew #I'm going to be laughing about this for the next 50000 years #Thanks for the advice though #Kerbey Lane Guy

matthewthewilliams replied to your post: PAPA I MADE YOU SOMETHING- [Trips and falls over.]

….[Clears her throat and just keeps laying there, looking up at him.] I’m fine, I made you something! [Don’t mind (the still broken nose) the cuts and bandages all over her hands.

BEBE--

[father senses oh no]

[Picks her up and just cradles her in his arms]

What happened??

#jfc matthew #matthewthewilliams