#jfc sami

[hammerbacks]

help me, i keep thinking about this fucking gif i made earlier and laughing like a complete fucking idiot 

[mysticfalls--confessions]

Shit darlin'. Don't go usin' big words on me now. Otherwise the point just goes straight over my pretty little head. So ya sayin' literally you'd eat me up? Well shit, if I ever want to go down that road, I'll give you a call. Of course, cows gotta graze, and Koala's gotta get high sometime together. Shit, I just called you a cow, my apologies, ma'am.

I prefer lioness, but I get your point, sweetheart. Maybe one day I'll sink my fangs into you, hmm? I've never had koala before.