#jhutcherson

[gabefutturman]

guys, i contacted the milk carton people. we will find him one day.

go buy the joosh milk, please. spread the word.

[joshfutturman]

'get me a juice box, biatch.' ✭ zathura (2006) // jhutch promptober day 19 - robot

[extremefartsicle]

OMG IMG ONG OMG GOTMGO GOMG OMG HES MY GOOD LOOKIN BOY OMG NO CAP🧢

[futuremanonhulu]

Josh looks great in a teddy. or is it a cami? is there a difference? asking for a friend. named Josh.

[gabefutturman]

my friend joosh had a shirt exactly like mine! i wish we could match one day but i lost that shirt, and i don't know when he will be back in town

[gabefutturman]

WHAT IS UP PARTY PEOPLE!!!

OR DADD'S?! (Joosh said it was a cool nickname, IS IT?!)

i am gabe, i am new here, what the hell is a tumblr, like a glass?

anyway.

i like:

↪ PARTYING - a futturman household is a party house, GET IN HERE

↪ POT - weed, bud, dope, mary jane all of it, all the weed for me right?

↪ drinking!! can't spell fun without funnel am i right?

↪ my best friend joosh (has anyone seen him?! is he here? is he trapped in tumblr??)

↪ dual wielding magic 8 balls (you will NOT get an accurate answer with just 1)

i don't like:

↪ party poopers

↪ missing my friends (seriously where the hell is joosh)

feel free to ask me anything, or come chill and hang out!! the futturman's welcome all! (don't tell my dad i am stoned, not cool)

run by - 🍃not a minor I am 26 (here to shitpost honestly)

[gabefutturman]

what’s your opinion on having children

i uh, not for me thanks. i know a guy offering a free snip job to stop that!

[gabefutturman]

gabe can i PLEASE have one chance PLEASE

one chance at what? ONE CHANCE AT WHAT?! i don't think you finished your sentence buddy