Gabe Futturman

[gabefutturman]

WHAT IS UP PARTY PEOPLE!!!

OR DADD'S?! (Joosh said it was a cool nickname, IS IT?!)

i am gabe, i am new here, what the hell is a tumblr, like a glass?

anyway.

i like:

↪ PARTYING - a futturman household is a party house, GET IN HERE

↪ POT - weed, bud, dope, mary jane all of it, all the weed for me right?

↪ drinking!! can't spell fun without funnel am i right?

↪ my best friend joosh (has anyone seen him?! is he here? is he trapped in tumblr??)

↪ dual wielding magic 8 balls (you will NOT get an accurate answer with just 1)

i don't like:

↪ party poopers

↪ missing my friends (seriously where the hell is joosh)

feel free to ask me anything, or come chill and hang out!! the futturman's welcome all! (don't tell my dad i am stoned, not cool)

run by - 🍃not a minor I am 26 (here to shitpost honestly)

[gabefutturman]

guys, i contacted the milk carton people. we will find him one day.

go buy the joosh milk, please. spread the word.

[craynekiller]

I FOUND HIM!! @theofficialjfutz

[theofficialjfutz]

What the fuck do you want?

[gabefutturman]

j-joosh? IS IT REALLY YOU?! oh man! we have got to hang out dude. do you want to hit up some nitrous?

wait, when did you get a nipple piercing?!?

[theofficialjfutz]

Yup, that’s my name. Don’t exactly know you but you have the same name as my dad… whatever. FUCK YEAH I WANNA DO SOME NITROUS

And ive always had the piecing

[gabefutturman]

you huffed a lot of nitrous last time, but i am just glad you are back man. i don't know many other futturman's though... i can't believe you didn't tell me last time!...

WAIT, always had it?! huh?...

[gabefutturman]

my friend joosh had a shirt exactly like mine! i wish we could match one day but i lost that shirt, and i don't know when he will be back in town

[futturmangamez]

Woahh I totally dont have that same exact shirt 😲😲😲😲

[gabefutturman]

you should get one and if you do tell me where because i lost the receipt.

[gabefutturman]

guys, i contacted the milk carton people. we will find him one day.

go buy the joosh milk, please. spread the word.

[craynekiller]

I FOUND HIM!! @theofficialjfutz

[theofficialjfutz]

What the fuck do you want?

[gabefutturman]

j-joosh? IS IT REALLY YOU?! oh man! we have got to hang out dude. do you want to hit up some nitrous?

wait, when did you get a nipple piercing?!?

[gabefutturman]

guys, i contacted the milk carton people. we will find him one day.

go buy the joosh milk, please. spread the word.

[gabefutturman]

what’s your opinion on having children

i uh, not for me thanks. i know a guy offering a free snip job to stop that!

[craynekiller]

PLEASE DO NOT. IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE CAUSING MAXIMUM DAMAGE TO THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM

[gabefutturman]

the. WHAT.

[gabefutturman]

Hey hun! How are ya?

hey diane!! hi, hello, i am good, how are you? we should hang out sometime?

[gabefutturman]

You’re so pretty can we kiss? Plz

people on here are very, friendly. i am honoured!

but i don't think diane would like that.

[gabefutturman]

what’s your opinion on having children

i uh, not for me thanks. i know a guy offering a free snip job to stop that!

[gabefutturman]

gabe can i PLEASE have one chance PLEASE

one chance at what? ONE CHANCE AT WHAT?! i don't think you finished your sentence buddy

[joshfutturman]

oh I didn't think I'd get this far.

wanna do body shots :3

[gabefutturman]

oh, yeah okay. SHOT TIME LETS GO.

[gabefutturman]

my friend joosh had a shirt exactly like mine! i wish we could match one day but i lost that shirt, and i don't know when he will be back in town

[r0s3m4ryr3d]

Hey @gabefutturman I just wanna put this out there,when and if you have a kid don't name him after your missing friend....just uh...just saying dude

[killerpixel]

I agree. Josh seems like a good version though if you still want to honor your friend. Just.... Just keep it at that. At most. Your child will thank you for it

[gabefutturman]

no but this would be so cool guys! A kid named after your best friend?! thanks for the idea guys!

[gabefutturman]

my friend joosh had a shirt exactly like mine! i wish we could match one day but i lost that shirt, and i don't know when he will be back in town

[gabefutturman]

gabe can i PLEASE have one chance PLEASE

one chance at what? ONE CHANCE AT WHAT?! i don't think you finished your sentence buddy

[gabefutturman]

youre hot <33

it might be the dancing, i have been getting DOWN with it. i have been sweating like a snowman in the desert.

[someone-someonesome1]

you know what i meant 😔 smh

YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE

[gabefutturman]

OH! uh, well in that case are you a campfire? because you’re hot and I want s’more?

i don’t think i am good at this

[gabefutturman]

youre hot <33

it might be the dancing, i have been getting DOWN with it. i have been sweating like a snowman in the desert.

[gabefutturman]

OH MY GOD HIIIII GABE!!!!!!

HI, HELLO TO YOU!? (why are we shouting? someone turn the music DOWN in here)