Here's another Bailey siblings headcanon for you. Patty posting photos of his endeavors as Super Cow Patty on social media, only for Clay to comment on them like an embarrassingly proud mom. Basically him typing 'Great job, Baby Bro! So proud of you! Seems like just yesterday you were running around in just your underoos!' Then he adds a photo of Patty as a toddler in just a diaper and a blanket cape. To which Patty all caps scream replies at him to take it down.
Jessie just slowly sips her coffee as she watches this facebook drama unfold from her own phone, knowing this is why she never shares anything online.
In the year 2026, can we NOT talk about posting photos of children nearly naked online?
Anyway, Patty has a 28 slide PowerPoint presentation prepared to educate Clay about the safety of the new internet and AI scraping.








