#jimsage

[and-moire]

I love jornothausage bc lore and character wise it would be SO GOOD but also because it would be SO FUCKING FUNNY.

wdym sausage dated both the demon and the ruler of the lost empire??? - roseblings post corruption

I think Sausage kissing Jimmy after would make it even better. Imagine if Joey’s in the Lost Empire and he hears about his other boyfriend kissing the FUCKING Codfather??? AFTER I just lost our other boyfriend?? it’s so joever for me

‘YOU KISSED THE GUY WITH A FISH HAT BUT YOU HAVENT GONE TO SEE ME ONCE SINCE WE GOT UNCORRUPTED?? I SEE HOW IT IS’ - Joey probably

Also Joey’s beef with Jimmy during the game show bc he got voted out by him bc Jimmy could hear Sakura meowing would tie into this.

[hmshermitcraft]

Sausage and Jimmy have never been friendly neighbors. They both say that it's the other's fault. They hated eachother so much, that Sausage, along with the Wither Rose Alliance, blew a whole ravine into the ground connecting Sausage's kingdom to Jimmy's.

It's annoying, for all their allies. Because they so obviously have tension. But they're both too stupid to notice!

Sausage flirts with everyone else yet doesn't realise half his issues with Jimmy are just... Unaddressed romantic tension. They're on tiptoes leaning into each others faces near daily at this point, it's absurd! How can they live like this?

And any attempts to push them together just end up making it worse.

So. Big ravine it is. Until they can sort themselves out... If the world doesn't end before then.

[zlixlriffs]

[imtommypickles-blog]

Salvia Clevelandii #jimsage (Taken with Instagram)