May 25, 2014
Conversations in Noey's house
Me: *while watching Once Upon a Time* OMG BABY! Look! GYAH Regina's boobs look fabulous in that dress.
The Husband: *just shakes head*
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Conversations in Noey's house
Me: *while watching Once Upon a Time* OMG BABY! Look! GYAH Regina's boobs look fabulous in that dress.
The Husband: *just shakes head*
I'm in the husband's phone as "Noel Stark of Winterfell"
...it's the little things.
Conversations in Noey's house...
The husband: You're being an ass tonight.
Me: Yeah well you're being a bag of dicks!
The husband: That's all you ever say anymore. What? Did you JUST learn that phrase?
Me: I don't wanna hear it you call me the same things over and over all the time.
The husband: Don't turn this around on me!
Conversations in Noey's house
Husband: *browsing tumblr*
Me: OH MY GOD! YOU DON'T GO INTO THE NON-FANDOM TUMBLR TERRITORY! IT'S A SCARY PLACE! IT'S ALL HIPSTERS AND PORN!
Husband: *...*
Me: I'm just trying to look out for you.
Conversations in Noey's house
Me: I don't remember that.
Husband: I know you don't.
Me: Excuse me!?! I remember most of everything! You don't remember most shit.
Husband: I know! And you ALWAYS have to be right!
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ... WHAT!? I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE RIGHT!?!
Husband: That right there says it all.
Me: *GLARES*
Me: Okay yeah that's fair. I do always have to be right.
Husband: We will argue until the end of time about something unless I have 100% proof!
Me: *busts out laughing* Deal with it.