A quote from me:
“A’ight, time to go practice hygiene and get my squashed apples.”
Translation to better English:
“Ok then, I’ll go brush my teeth and then get apple juice.”
Sometimes I wish I spoke normally so m’ w’f’ (translation: my best friend) and my weird-ass friend with who a sub-class of D&D was made because the way we did everything it could no longer legally be called D&D (translation: my other best friend, aka @jitespol ).














