Pen Pal AU:
Mista: If you were a monkey, what type would you be?
Narancia: Definitely not an orangutan.
Fugo: 1) Orangutans aren't monkeys, and 2) Why do you hate orangutans so much?
Narancia: I have bad experiences with orangutans.
RHFBHSBFHSBRGS
Narancia has a long standing loathing of orangutans and boats in general but it takes him ages before he explains why and it was....... quite the explanation (Fugo nearly popped a vein at how pissed off he got)
Narancia would definitely embellish Jotaro fighting off Forever tho. As much as he and Jotaro joke around, Narancia really looks up to him and sees him as The Strongest. He knows that all he had to do was say the word and Jotaro would come rescue him again like he did so many times on the way to Egypt
but maybe that's also why Narancia didn't ask Jotaro for help. He knows how tired he is, how much work he's done, how after the insanity of fighting Dio, the man wants nothing more than to rest. He doesn't want to burden him like that, so he opts to figure things out by himself
(I'll admit I wasn't expecting this crack and wholesomeness for such an angsty AU but then it hit me that prior to Part 5 going down, this AU is honestly probably pretty light hearted and silly)
