#jjongporn

[auveni]

7/100 of the most gorgeous body

[auveni]

6/100 of the most gorgeous body

[auveni]

2/100 of the most gorgeous body

[auveni]

1/100 of the most gorgeous body

[theoogtree]

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

RULE #4: Let them know you’ve tagged them (which i am not doing because lazy)

1. ultimate bias and why? heechul because perfect precious pretty sexy handsome flawless oppar sobs sdjghdlgkjsdhgsdjkghsdghDLSJKGSHD he just looks so good in everything they put him in like ever and he doesnt sit there and be all 'please dont be mean to my friends anymore okay haters? kthxbai <333' he gets all up in their business and bitches them out and and gives no fucks about his idol image. and his nose sobs this sounds weird but his nose is like really pretty sobs and his cheeks akjghd i want to squish them and when he has red hair hes jsut so kjhgsldkjghDG and long black hair omg dont get me started sobs perfect baby. then theres the crossdressing thing thats always fun. and the complete fanboy crush he has on sohee is so adorable skdjgsd and his bromance with hongki and how he really cares about teukkie lots and lots and the weird threesome thing bffery and not i-want-to-fuck-you love but -i-really-love-you-man kind of love shit he has with siwon and hannie and how he doesnt want to go to church with shisus but doesnt bitch about it. and how whenever he talks about something hes really into he gets all excited and moves around a lot and ends up either shouting way too loud or hurting himself. and his smile omg sobs his smile skdjghd it does this weird thing where the right side of it curls up so its like half a gummy smile and its really cute dgdsh and his laugh sobs sometimes its like 'kekeke' and other times its a normal human laugh and other times hes just a fucking heyena oh my god djhlg and his voice kgjhlkjghLDSKJHSD i cant with his voice its just so sdjkhgsd i cant like find the words sobs its jsut really nice to listen to when hes talking normally and when hes excited it gets this idk kind of scratch to it thats kind of really sexy but hilarious at the same time and really cute and when hes singing hjdsf like in faster songs like opera or sorry sorry or boom boom its really loud and powerful but still higher than the rest and it  really stands out from the rest and in happier songs like miracle or no other its just really bubbly and fits perfectly and in slow songs like all my heart its sdjghsdkjgDH perfect his line in all my heart gives me chills sobs and of course he loves trot so his voice really works there too sobs and i love how much of a slut he is and how he acts like hes so fabulous all the time because its really kawaii but im also really proud of him and thankful of jungmo for m&d and close your mouth because he said that when his voice cracked back in that one U perf he got discouraged from singing for a long time like his self-esteem was shot and it took him all those years until jungmo convinced him to sing again and sobs im proud of him okay and i love how hes such a bitch and has so much blackmail on everyone and Chocoballs omg only he would make a club of AB blood type people (aka most of his bffs because are yesung or jonghyun in there noooo) and call it chocoballs and pretend its a legit club just so he can fuck around with his friends skjlgh and sobs omg i keep trying to keep this short but i keep thinking of new reasons why i love him and i keep writing i cant stop sobs just here theres a general overview and its not even half the crap but i need to stop otl

2. do u read fanfic? what’s ur favourite genre? of course i do what kind of question is this genre depends on the band i mean if its shinee then smut because i dont care enough about them to read anything else. for shinee i find an author and if they have good smut then i might poke around their writing to see if they have fluff. for suju i dont like smut as much because idk really i mean i do but its not what im centered on but i really stick to my otps and read chaptered fics and pretty much any genre just dont give me any vore or anything extra extra extra bloody or knife-y because ive read these two fics that like scarred me for life i still cringe every time i think about them sobs 

3. any kinks or fetishes, what are they? sighhhhhhhhhh but people i know in real life sobs ugh slut i mean i wouldnt even know its not like ive done more than kissed a guy and that wasnt even supposed to happen in the first place so how can i know what kinks/fetishes i really haveha loopholes hahaha though i do have a thing for arms ill admit that because everyone knows it 

4. thing u love the most about kpop? no one i know understands it so no one can be like "haaaaa your loser virgin asian girly men are singing about love instead of cool things like sex and drugs hahhahahaaaa" and all i have to put up with is "hahaha asian girly men" which doesnt even bother me because hey more sexy fucks for me right also gay sex i mean what 

5. tvxq or jyj? are we using tvxq to mean homin, or because i use tvxq to mean all their japanese crap and dbsk is them as 5 and homin is homin and jyj is jyj ....idk im not enough of a cassie ive never bothered to listen to any of jyj's songs and the only reason i know sone of homin's songs are because smtown idk dbsk's songs i dont really like them much i have a few but im not really enough of a cassie to say anything about it 

6. mblaq or 2pm? yeah idk either band but mblaq has joon and his perfect fucking face of fucking perfect perfection thats really not fucking fair i want to lick it so yeah mblaq

7. otp and why? which band and are we talking about like top forever otps ever or jsut favorite otps because hanchul kangteuk kihae kyumimin yewook jongtae because heechul really does love hannie but not in that 'i-want-to-fuck-you' way but in that like 'i-really-do-love-you-man' kind of way like i said before and kangteuk is jsut too cute in my head to let go yewook too sobs kawaii cuddly sexy babies and kihae is perfect because donghae is like YAY SUGAR ALIENS SEX KIBUMMIE I LOVE YOOOOU~ and kibum is just like 'thats nice hyung i love you too you doof' and its really kawaii sobs and kyumimin because i couldnt pick between perfect cuddly fuckbunny fluffy kyumin and 'i love you fuckface' 'i love you too asshole' kyumi so when in doubt put them in a threesome because its not like theyre actually fucking anyway and jongtae because theyre both stupid and theyre both cuddle bunnies and they both fuck like rabbits and forever otps 4 lyf sobs

8. meet any cool people on tumblr and who? you slut you just put this question here so people would put you down thats really cheep bro im not putting you ha so theres hoar cupcake prince greening grandemallion sloot and leg kink c: 

9. should i follow them and why? yes all of them yes hoar is a shawol and an mvp and shes really really sweet and nice and kawaii and shes a slut and she refuses to admit shes a closet blinger but i love her lots anyway and shes a jewel because she thinks hyukjae is kawaii cupcake is an elf and an exotic now the hoe but a gamer because she wants kyu in her pants and shes really fun too i love her lots and lots and lots she was one of the first people i ever followed and one of the first to follow me over a year ago and i heart her face prince greening grandemallion is an elf and is becoming an exotic the hoe sjkdhgld shes a jewel too and i love her lots and she helps me with problems and everything and i miss her face whenever shes gone and talking to her is really fun sloot is a sloot and a blinger and a sloot and shes really nice and a slooty sloot sloot who needs to text me more but no srsly shes really nice and fun and everything and she wants to ring ding on jong's dong too leg kink is a cassie and en elf and she likes kyu and she loves changmin and his mismatched eyes and his legs because she has a thing for legs because shes a sloot and shes really nice and fun to talk to and everything and i should text her more because i miss her face 

10. are u a disney princess fan, favourite one? jasmine kiara MEG JKGDSH pocahontas rapunzel because perfect babies especially meg 

11. favourite sailor scout omg i havent watched the original sailor moon in forever so im just going to say raye/sailor mars because of sailor moon abridged that was the best abridged series ever omg raye was perfect djslkhsdkjhdl

uh questions here

1. do you love me c:

2. favorite smut, fluff, and crack fanfic?

3. do you know much about zodiac signs?

4. if your bias was your boyfriend for a day, what would you do(besides sex you sloots)?

5. second-7th overall kpop biases?

6. hot or cold? yes or no? up or down? in or out? did i get that order right idk the song very well this all counts as one question shhhhh

7. something that always makes you laugh no matter what?

8. when you're feeling down with no one to talk to, what do you do?

9. who is your main bias list ruiner and why?

10. if you had to spend a day outside on your own, no phone, no ipod, no computer, no anything but $100, what would you do?

11. what would you want for your birthday(besides kpop crap we all want that)?

[raykasa]

07.06.12

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[begastar]

hi ^^; I was wondering if you knew where post/26399912441 was from? Just curious is all... Btw, your blog is really amazing. :3

This is from SHINee's JK special as well. :)Thank you!

[the-baekhyun]

Dear jjongporn's anon,

Anon, as I said previously, I will not post a selca. When I offered, no one took it and I specifically said that I wasn't going to five an offer like that again. So now, I will not be posting a selca or webcamming anytime soon. Do not think about asking my friends for a selca either, I told them not to give it.

While you're at it though, follow my friend.