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welllllllllllll i'm bored. on AIM.
Tumblr just ate some asks -_______- YAHHHH so annoying
all the NSFW asks MWAHAHAHAA~~~~
you little fucker i know who you are keke. answers will be brief since there’s FUCKING 100 OF THEM.
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?: sex.2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.: uhhhh neck, thighs, hands in my hair is nice, i dont have 5 keke.3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?: no.4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?: i dont think so…5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?: i dont have either one of those so neither keke.6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?: dont have one keke.7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?: omg no geez im a guy keke.8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?: underrated definitely.9. Do you like having your balls touched?: yeah sure why not keke.10. Do you like having your nipples touched?: i guess? doesnt do anything for me though tbh.11. Do you like having your anus touched?: sure keke.12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?: noooooo im a guyyyyy13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?: sure why not.14. Do you have any kinks?: doesnt everyone? keke.15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?: not really, no.16. Do you pee in the shower?: no? keke17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?: lol yeah. no clean up keke.18. Have you had sex in the shower?: yeah it was a bit painful tbh keke.19. Do you like being naked?: i love being naked keke.20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?: usually in my underwear so partially.21. Have you ever skinny dipped?: yeah a handful of times, once recently keke.22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude?: lied on the roof of my building drinking scotch at 3am keke.23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?: no cuz i’d be recognized keke24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?: yeah i dont care.25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?: yeah im not shy keke.26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?: yeah tons of times.27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?: no but it’s kinda awkward keke.28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?: no i dont keke.29. How many sexual partners have you had?: omg stop keke.30. How often do you masturbate?: depends on how my week’s going tbh keke.31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?: uhhhhh like 13? dont really wanna say how i learned it.32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?: laying on back33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.: do i have to? keke i dont have a routine i just do it.34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?: porn mostly i guess.35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?: well….not really no.36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?: panicked cuz i didnt know what to do with em keke.37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?: yeah, i used to live with four other guys keke.38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?: briefs. they’re almost always black.39. Do you ever go commando?: not if i can help it, i like security kekeke.40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?: yeah41. How big is your penis?: ask me and i’ll show it to you.42. Does your penis curve at all?: no43. Which testicle hangs lower?: i dont fucking know keke.44. How big are your breasts?: lol45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?: none keke.46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?: they need a male and female list omg keke.47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?: no and yeah sure keke.48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?: lol dont care wth.49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?: uhhhhh for girls i like both but huge fake boobs scare the shit outta me keke50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?: i dont feel strongly either way keke.51. Do you like the way your genitals look?: they look fine i guess keke.52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?: yeah.53. Do you like your butt?: sure keke.54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?: trim55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?: at least trim it a little keke.56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?: typically left idk y.57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?: no, no, and no.58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?: uhhhh i dont remember ive probably had thousands at this point keke.59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?: sometimes but not often.60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?: masturbation probably like an hour cuz i get bored with it pretty quickly but sex at least a couple days keke.61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?: i didnt count probably a dozen keke.62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?: depends on how good the stimulation is.63. Spit or swallow?: either.64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?: depends on how good the orgasm is keke.65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?: depends on the situation. if im not into it than no it’s annoying keke.66. Do you “squirt?”: ugh67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?: LOLOL no and no.68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?: footjob WTF??69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?: yeah before i was famous keke.70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you?: tons of times.71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?: yeah lol. it was an emergency.72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?: all except the—no all keke.73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?: sex, probably the time in the cleaning closet keke. that was interesting. masturbated? eh nowhere strange really. probably in a tent camping is the strangest place.74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?: oh god so many. i had a girl freakin obsessed with my one hand like she wouldnt take it out of her damn mouth it was weird keke. and other more gross things like being puked on that was nice.75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?: depends how good it is.76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?: sooooo many timesssss i used to live with four other people keke.77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?: ehhhhhh i have a handful of times and ive realized that im a selfish lover and i want my partner to myself keke.78. Do you own any sex toys?: actually no, dont shoot me kekeke.79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?: nope80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?: i wouldnt know keke.81. What are your favorite positions?: uhh i dont know the fancy names for them and i feel like explaining would be weird so moving on keke.82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?: the three or five times my mother has walked in on me. just got worse every time keke.83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner?: right before going onstage keke84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?: several yeah. was sexually abused as a kid so mostly from that.85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?: nope thank GOD.86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?: no keke.87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?: i wanna see that kekekke.88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?: probably need a mirror kekeke.89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?: i think im pretty good, ive gotten good reviews keke. dont wanna be too cocky though. (PUN SO FUCKING INTENDED OMFG IM A LOSER)90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?: no. i like one on one real life shit keke.91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?: no92. Have you have phone sex?: no93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. OMFG WTH—uhhh idk probably have sex to see if it feels different keke. idk what else. my pants would feel empty keke.94. What’s something you like about your body?: uhhhh i have good skin tbh.95. What’s something you dislike about your body?: how much ive destroyed my good skin.96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?: just in general for women? im into thighs for some reason and backs. if she’s got a sexy exposed back that gets me more than cleavage cuz you can fake cleavage but you cant fake a smooth toned back. wow im so weird jfc.97. What was your most recent sexual thought?: “can i just ask her to eat her out? is that rude?” lol. i didnt.98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?: honestly no keke.99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?: today, like an hour ago. i took a shower lol.100. Do you often imagine people naked?: no keke.
fucking took forever. any further questions just ask. after this im really prepared for anything kekeke.
ugh you people are boring keke.
On AIM peeps. Hit me up if you want: jjongpuppy48