#jjrambles

[jayjester]

unpopular opinion ig but I would not bang that vittorio guy

[sadsamosa]

you know how you find out eight months after the fact that your new roommate is a dirty little hamster who puts her stinky after gym barefeet right on the kitchen table and her bareass cheeks to couch cushion even during her period and doesn’t clean out her bathroom trashcan until it turns into a graveyard of dead bugs who crawled in there and died?

apparently there are now bugs in her room and it’s truly a wonder how they got there. truly.

[sadsamosa]

Cusco, Peru - 2018

[sadsamosa]

Forum: What's the best Indian restaurant in [X] town?

White Person: "Thai House"

Me:

[sadsamosa]

deadass was hella nervous coming out to the new roomie but found out she’s ALSO bi and then we BiFived

It was awesome.

[sadsamosa]

I would lay down my life for Irene of Attolia but I'd follow Helene of Eddis to the gates of hell.

[sadsamosa]

Me: *hasn't watched Pokémon in thirteen years*

Pokemon: 'our new season guest stars Misty'

Me: '...gotta pop some corn brb'

[sadsamosa]

List of things I don't wanna do:

1) Straight girls