Men Tell All
Where to start. I would imagine ABC had that same question before they trotted out an extremely preggers Ashely the dancing dentist. I'm going to be honest, I fast forwarded most of her segment because it was boring as fuck. And it lasted 20 god damn minutes. I don't give a shit what the sex of her baby is (I still don't know). We get it Chris, you were able to have another successful couple. You're on a roll. Quit while you're ahead. Her boobs looked really good though.
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Let's address the controversy that Chris Harrison luckily had in his back pocket. My take on it is that Andrew probably leaned over to JJ (we'll get to that fucker in a minute) and said something to the effect of she kept both black guys. Not really that big of deal since minorities have historically done poorly in the past. I thought Marquel did a nice job handling the whole thing while on the show but was a little confused how he acted tonight. He admits that he really doesn't know what Andrew said and could only go off of what JJ told him. Somehow this translated into him demanding an apology because of ignorance from Andrew. What?! Dude says he never said something and that his personal life has been negatively impacted by accusations and you demand an apology? Ron was also in on this whole we demand an apology thing. I can't seem to figure that one out so let me know if you can.
I haven't forgot about you JJ. The man that started the whole controversy took a beating tonight which had him on the verge of tears. Farmer Chris was the MVP of this segment as he killed JJ for being a little bitch. He tried to give JJ some lessons on how to be a man by calling out someone right away to their face and off camera if you have a problem with what they said. Instead JJ made a big deal about things when he wanted to get Andrew off the show. Hopefully this is the last we see of him but don't forget, you can find JJ here:
Speaking of Chris things got super weird when some Canadian in the audience (ehh) wanted to fuck farmer Chris right then and there. Harrison acted like he had no idea what was going on when he invited her up on stage. Even the ette fanbase isn't stupid enough to think that was random. Give them a little more credit Chris. Canadian super fan acted all shy and they exchanged numbers. Don't promote this Harrison. Such a bad look.
Andi eventually appeared for about 5 seconds to answer a bunch of softball questions from some of the guys. Her dress was super sparkly. It was boring.
There was a huge preview for Bach in paradise. It was awesome and the highlight of the whole thing. Some of the cast members were in the audience to help Harrison say it was the craziest thing ever. I'm going to assume it was because crazy Chris (the one that tried to crash the scene on Andi's first night) tried to come on stage like he was some crazy Canadian super fan. That dude has some security issues or something. His parents must be so proud. Back to the previews. Tears were shed, I love you's thrown around like first impression roses, loud yelling. Yup, it is definitely a Mike Fleiss production. Please get here now.
During the credits Harrison was shown handing Andi a note from one of the final 2 in a dressing room of hers. No explanation of when this took place. It was so stupid and just something to make sure we watch next week and throw us off the trail since we all know she's picking Nick. Such a half assed attempt.
The new bachelor was not revealed. Who knows when we'll find out. I'm tired of typing
- Nick