#jk stuff

[thedudepanda]

Clothes Shopping for the Color Blind

My mom took me to Old Navy to get some clothes, she was not very amused when I picked out 6 new tshirts. Two plain black, two plain gray, and two plain white.

[thedudepanda]

In the future

When I'm a successful adult I want a number sticker that says I was never an honor student to put on the back of my Ferrari

[thedudepanda]

Please don't try to guilt me into spending time with you, I most likely already feel guilty about not being able to anyways.

[thedudepanda]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Sincerely your favorite Jewish Panda.

[thedudepanda]

Ok, so @changecoming-onceandforall, how is it at school at can stay up till like 4am chilling with you, but now that I'm home it's like a struggle to make it to midnight. Does this mean I miss you? That's weird.

[thedudepanda]

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

My little brother is forcing me to watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

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My Professor and The Test

Professor: If J.K. gets the best grade test grade again, he doesn't need to take the final.

Me: *gets the best test grade again*

Professor: Technically J.K got the best grade in the class again, however because his test was really just the shiniest piece of shit in the septic tank he'll still need to take the final.

[thedudepanda]

Hamilton broke my heart!

Disclaimer to the title; I haven't actually ever seen the show, my friend told me about it showed me clips and songs and got me all excited. It was at this point she showed me the price, how long we'd have to wait to get tickets and that's what broke my heart.