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Hello!
*ducks*
Welcome aboard! It's a pleasure to have you here and I hope you enjoy your stay.
*ducks, rolls down the aisle, grabs the cabin speaker*
For the tenth time, will everyone please take their seats and fasten their seat belts for takeoff. Yes, you too, my lord. We can't go anywhere until the pilots can be assured that the cabin is secure.
*ducks, rolls back, whispers*
I'm so sorry about the inconvenience. Please take your seat and we'll be on our way as soon as we can. If there's ever anything else I can help you with, please feel free to ring your little bell and I'll do my very best to assist you.
*is nearly kicked in the head*
Sir, would you please sit down?
In all seriousness, hi. *waves*