#jmorrissey

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I am here to hoe very early. Cause I still have that “waiting for exam scores stress” phase. I wasn’t Josh to give me a very nice back massage and then fuck me until I forgot I even had exams.

YO YES

He’d be SO into this too. He knows how hard you’ve been working, so he goes ALL out. He buys really nice massage oils, lights some candles after doing a LOT of research about aromatherapy and what helps with stress. Then, after you’re relaxed af from your massage, he has you turn on your back and before he even fucks you, he eats you out for a good half hour, patient as hell about it.

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Winnipeg Jets!

Dustin Byfuglien - overstimulation (giving and receiving)

Blake Wheeler - blindfolds

Mark Scheifele - rimming (giving and receiving)

Mathieu Perreault - teasing with feathers (receiving)

Josh Morrissey - vibrators

send me a team and I’ll tell you my top 5 players and their #1 kinks

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My fave Josh Morrissey fighting my not so fave Tyler Seguin

I don’t usually write for seguin bc he’s not a fave either but I couldn’t help myself

Fight: Josh Morrissey vs Tyler Seguin

Ok this is actually the result of a longstanding grudge between the two. Josh’s hair looked awesome one game against Dallas during warm-ups and Tyler asked what hair product he used. Josh laughed it off as a joke and skated away without answering.

Tyler. Has held a grudge. For three years.

So when he finally has an excuse (a hard but fair hit on one of the rookies), Tyler drops the gloves on Morrissey. Morrissey is confused but goes with it.

Josh wins because his bucket came off during the fight and Tyler got temporarily distracted by Hair Envy™

Send me any two players and I’ll tell you about a fight between them

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Scheifele for the article things? And also maybe my boy?

Mark Scheifele:

Extreme Ironing

Josh Morrissey:

Lists of People Who Disappeared

Send me a hockey player and I’ll randomly give them an interesting wikipedia article (and maybe a blurb inspired by it)

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You gotta so Joshua for me please

I have to go with the old timey detective pic sorry not sorry

He knows he looks a little bit ridiculous, but he really likes the way you react to the stubble burn on your thighs so.... we’re gonna call that a win.

NSFW Night! Send me a player and I’ll respond with my favourite pic/gif of them and a blurb inspired by it

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You can’t just jump in that facts. Gotta start by dragging it up the hipbones and seeing what he can take. Then he gets the plug, and loves it.

Turning it off and on to edge him till he cries too 

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i hope you know you have me thinking about using a vibe on josh. like i haven’t stopped thinking about it since i read the response to the ask

GET 👏THAT 👏MANS 👏A 👏VIBRATING 👏BUTT 👏PLUG 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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I just want to make my semi pillow princess Josh Morrissey whine and really make him a pillow princess.

oh my god yes please do he’d be so into it

he seems like he is the WHINIEST in bed and I am HERE FOR IT