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I am here to hoe very early. Cause I still have that “waiting for exam scores stress” phase. I wasn’t Josh to give me a very nice back massage and then fuck me until I forgot I even had exams.

YO YES

He’d be SO into this too. He knows how hard you’ve been working, so he goes ALL out. He buys really nice massage oils, lights some candles after doing a LOT of research about aromatherapy and what helps with stress. Then, after you’re relaxed af from your massage, he has you turn on your back and before he even fucks you, he eats you out for a good half hour, patient as hell about it.

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Repost @kyleschappert “Fuelled By Passion” ✈️🔥 Last night, I had the pleasure of working one on one with the talented @tarapatriceonfire You may have seen her at a local festival or on the road. I have played with the flame many times before and photographed it but never have I taken the chance to expand as a pyrographer and I’m happy to finally break through. Thank you Tara for introducing me and thanks to @jennleigh16 for assisting and linking us together. I’m looking forward to shooting more fire-breathing and maybe one day trying it myself... P.S Who’s ready for another burning-hot Jets Season?____________________________________________________________ #gojetsgo #fuelledbypassion #wearewinnipeg #tourismwinnipeg #winnipegjets #wpgjets #flamewatercircus #firebreather #fireperformer #firearts #allthingswinnipeg #gowpg #winnipegartist #artistsoninstagram #nikond500 #ywg #onlyinthepeg #pegcitypyro #nightcreators #royalsnappingartists #pyro #nightshooters #shoot2kill #winnipegphotographer #killeverygram #gramslayers #rsa_light #heatercentral #streetshared #way2ill (at Canada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BocmEIDgpFp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=73ogg7esic2u

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Can you do Mark Scheifele for the NSFW pic. That man killls me

When you first started seeing Mark, it was great sex already, and then he brought out the GIANT list of kinks so the two of you could discuss what you are definitely into, what you’re definitely not, and a host of things to try. It’s been really fun figuring those out.

NSFW Night: Send me a player and I’ll post my favourite picture/gif and a blurb to go with it

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Winnipeg Jets!

Dustin Byfuglien - overstimulation (giving and receiving)

Blake Wheeler - blindfolds

Mark Scheifele - rimming (giving and receiving)

Mathieu Perreault - teasing with feathers (receiving)

Josh Morrissey - vibrators

send me a team and I’ll tell you my top 5 players and their #1 kinks

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My fave Josh Morrissey fighting my not so fave Tyler Seguin

I don’t usually write for seguin bc he’s not a fave either but I couldn’t help myself

Fight: Josh Morrissey vs Tyler Seguin

Ok this is actually the result of a longstanding grudge between the two. Josh’s hair looked awesome one game against Dallas during warm-ups and Tyler asked what hair product he used. Josh laughed it off as a joke and skated away without answering.

Tyler. Has held a grudge. For three years.

So when he finally has an excuse (a hard but fair hit on one of the rookies), Tyler drops the gloves on Morrissey. Morrissey is confused but goes with it.

Josh wins because his bucket came off during the fight and Tyler got temporarily distracted by Hair Envy™

Send me any two players and I’ll tell you about a fight between them

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Mitch Marner vs. Kyle Connor

Fight: Mitch Marner vs Kyle Connor

Okay. So. Mitch is kind of dumb. It’s fine. We all know this.

So when Auston gets a little bit rocked by a Jet during a game, Mitch doesn’t know who it is but he grabs the nearest Jet and starts swinging.

Matt’s not around to do the fighting anymore, so someone has to do it.

It’s not even the right player but Connor is fighting back so they’re just gonna go with it I guess.

Who wins? Kyle

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I have this thought that Mark Scheifele has this huge thing about his partner wearing knee high socks. Like instead of stockings, or fishnets he like knee high fun socks. And he can’t explain it.

Mark will get on his KNEES for his partner wearing knee-highs and his jersey tbh

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Mark Scheifele and Devan Dubnyk

Fight: Mark Scheifele and Devan Dubnyk

Ok so these dudes are pretty chill. Even when the rest of the team is really emotional, they’re just relaxed emotional rocks. Both of them. So when the Jets/Wild game gets REALLY nuts, they’re ready to try and calm things down.

Unfortunately there is a HUGE brawl.

Huge.

Everyone is fighting.

Everyone. 

Even Hellebuyck (he’s trading punches with Staal)

And honestly nobody remembers how it started and it’s just so funny that Schiefely and Dubnyk just look at each other and shrug and go “lmao what the hell” and drop the gloves.

Who wins? Dubnyk. He has more padding. Even though they were both kind of laughing too hard for it to be a real “win” lmao

send me any two players and I’ll tell you about a fight between them