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wld u rather fuck a furry or donald trump mguy

fuck the furry, allowing my pure spirit to cleanse them of their sin, thus making the world a better place

Sleepover, mofos

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For sleepover Saturday fmk Neil Josten, Murphy, and the blue Murphy

Fuck- Neil Josten, because I love that little ball of trash but lbr, being around him long term is probably very dangerous with how much people want to kill him a lot of the time

Marry- John Murphy, because I feel like he wouldn’t mind having a totally open relationship and that is the type of marriage I am here for

Kill- Sorry blue Murphy, but the anon forced me to do this.

Sleepover

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I've told some people I'm asexual but not that I'm grey-aro. And I complain about relationships in movies and love triangles. So someone casually mentioned that sometimes they feel pansexual but other times feel super asexual and one of my friends goes "I bet *name* is way more asexual! She's heartless!!" And I brushed it off but it's just one of the many things he's said about my orientation that just rubs me the wrong way and it's so annoying & rude especially since I've talked to him about it

Oh man, that’s unfortunate and I’m sorry that your friend doesn’t quite get it, ya feel? So here’s what you’ve gotta do.

Summon the ghost of an ancient scholar, or a demon who has a soft spot for people who are aro/ace (perhaps consult the spirit of the ancient scholar to find out which demon would be best to summon, if you decide to go down this route)

Bring your friend to the room where you have summoned and safely contained the spirit/demon

Get them to explain to your friend about respectful behaviour and being mindful of boundaries an other’s sexualities

Thank the ghost/demon and dismiss them

If friend continues to be obtuse about it, summon demon and feed them to it.

You now have a demon friend, well done

In all honesty, that’s just a super unfortunate situation and I don’t have much genuine advice for ya, so hopefully your friend will chill out about it? Especially if you just never laugh when they try to make shit jokes/comments like that.

Sleepover!

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What's your next tattoo idea?

OKAY so my very next one is going to be one I’m getting to commemorate my time in Australia before I leave here, and it’s going to be the southern cross, probably on my upper hip area? Not 100% settled on the location, but yeah, that’s gonna be my next one and I’ve got two more planned after that (for when I have money/the inclination to sit there for hours and get them done)

Sleepover!

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fuck marry kill: murphy, roan, bellamy

Fuck- Bellamy, because I killed him last time and I can’t do that again (also, how could I pass up on fucking him twice) 

Marry- Roan, because oh my lord he is attractive and also I could be QUEEN AND CO-RULER OF THE AZGEDA

Kill- I killed Bellamy last time, so Murphy babe, I’m sorry. I’d bring him with me to the Ice Nation as a pet and he’d piss someone off in the first week and get stabbed, probably.

Sleepover!

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fuck, marry, kill: Lexa, Octavia and Raven

EVIL (ily, but oh god why)

Fuck- Raven, ‘cause she is amazing and gorgeous and too perfect for me to marry. She must fly and be free, like a beautiful aromantic bird.

Marry- Octavia, because (as with my previous answer for Clarke), we could ride horses and slay men together. Our wedding would be one hell of a party, everyone would go home with a hangover and/or a new sexual partner (or a horse for those who do not desire sex or alcohol)

Kill- I’M SO SORRY Lexa, my love. Can I just say I’m doing it out of respect for Clarke?

Sleepover!

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Fmk Murphy, Clarke, Bellamy

Fuck- Murphy, after throwing him in a bucket of water to clean him off.

Marry- Clarke, we could ride horses and slay men together.

Kill- Sorry Bellamy, but someone’s gotta go. I’ll try and stage it in a way that he becomes a martyr and a symbol or redemption and purity and goodness, tho

Sleepover!

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Heyooo it's sleepover Friday so I thought I'd ask: do you think 16 is to early to have sex? I feel ready and I really want to but I just don't know if it's a bad idea

Nah, I don’t think so at all! If you’re ready and know how to engage in safe sex, that seems fine to me. Of course, I come from Canada where 16 is the legal age of consent. I would advise against it if the age situation makes it illegal.

Sleepover Friday