Me: *standing outside Jk Rowling's window*
Jk: *walks past and screams at the sight of me* What... What do you want?!
Me: I think you know what I want, Joanne
Jk: *sighs* For the last time Remus Lupin was straight! He was in love with Tonks and-
Me: *screeching* GAY GAY GAY-















