#job applying

[qumayo]

But first 1 hr of torture

[punk-zionist-vibes]

Im applying for a job and one of my working friends says something like this:

And now my initial thought is,

"This is my worksona, he is neurotypical and works 15 hours a day, and is willing to sell his soul to capitalism and has never had a non-cishet thought in his life-"

And then its just this guy

[siegelst]

idk if i should accept the job yo.

[insomniac-arrest]

whenever I apply for jobs I feel like some sort of sleazy cars salesman for myself, like *slaps hood* this baby can fit so much productivity in her!!

barely any wear and tear, she’ll operate like she’s brand new and not burdened by the weight of her childhood and ongoing existential crisis's!!!

You’ll want to hire her upfront since she’s got plenty of other offers ;)

She really handles like a dream and totally knows R-coding!!

[lost-in-books94]

I keep procrastinating *cries* 

[lovelyyeollie]

UGHHH I hope I get this interview for this job PLEEASEE 🤞🏼🍀🍀🍀✨✨

[phillynessa]

Five Things I Learned from Applying for 200+ Jobs in 2017