#job fail

[jack-waggon]

[flyingpoteto56]

Anthony Scaramucci just laughed for 1000 years 

[backtothestart02]

So... I thought I had until like midnight tonight to get a form filled out for an employer that recently took interest in me. Well, it turns out I had to turn it in by 5pm tonight, so basically I'm screwed. *sigh* oh well. It would've been rly difficult hours to work anyway. And the chances of me getting it I'm sure we're more slim. Still. I had over a week to get this form in. I should've made it more of a priority. :/

[rebelscumlena]

i now know why i haven’t been getting a job.  because one of my descriptions in my resume has been saying this:

“enrolled into a cultural emersion course”

i have shamed every english professor and teacher ever because that is not how you spell immersion!!  goddamit!!

[nurseswillburyyou]

As a result, Wallstein found, death certificates were filled out with no effort at determining cause. Among the entries were “could be suicide or murder,” and “either assault or diabetes.” In one instance a coroner had attributed a death to “diabetes, tuberculosis or nervous indigestion.” A few death certificates simply read “act of God.”

Deborah Blum. “The Poisoner’s Handbook.”

[europelanguagejobs]

21 (motivational) job fails

Are you struggling to find a job? We know what looking for a job feels like. If you’re in desperate need of motivation here are 21 photos that will make you wonder: if they managed to find a job, why shouldn’t I?  1. Beware, winter is coming

2. At least they figured out it’s a continent

3. After the 2st comes the 3st…

4. The best school equipment!

5. Talk about advertising’s unrealistic body…

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