Dear, Vector Prime.
Are there BotBots that transform into crisps?
Dear Comestible Commentator,
I'm familiar with a few—you have heard of Hal A. Peno, a gluttonous member of the Fantastic Fuelers, but several such 'bots were to be found among the Midnight Snackers, a squad hailing from the mall's convenience store. One particularly famous member was Salty the Sailor-Bot, a friendly bot who turned into a pack of plain potato chips, although his language was almost as salty as he was. He had a rivalry with his long-Lost Bot sister Cap'n Chip Shape, a sea food flavored chip packet who had secreted away her golden treasure somewhere in the mall, for safekeeping from would-be plunderers… although I'm not sure how many bots were actually interested in her cache of exotic snack foods. Limberger-flavored corn snacks are an acquired taste, from what I understand.
Another notorious member of the Midnight Snackers was The Unstackable Bulk—brought to life from a tube of potato crisps—who suffered from some serious anger issues; he’d try to keep a lid on it, lurking at the back of the shelf… but once he popped, he couldn’t be stopped. Unfortunately, he was often provoked by Countess Von Love, a tube of tennis balls who acted as the Jock Squad’s scorekeeper. As a creature of the day, she took the convenience store’s perpetually-lit “OPEN, COME IN!” sign as invitation to enter during her odd waking hours, infuriating him with her strange ways of counting.
